chauncey

You are Andy Townsend, and I claim my 36 complimentary tickets. Pellegrini >>>>>>>> letting Wenger mind the kids >>>>>>> Bad AIDS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hodgson

"one centre half who didn't have a very good season" - Campbell nuts in Carra's eye, there. What a deluded cunt. There's no way Capello would have Bashme Hole and LOL Campbell in the same squad, queering things up, doing bumming etc. He'd be accused of actually importing AIDS to Africa...

Dull as fuck. 'About Today' is a beautiful track but even Coldplay can knock out the odd belter song. Just a really boring band.

'Tis a sad end for Sir Robert of Earle but Townsend's the one I really feel sorry for. What about him? The pair of them were inseparable: the Lenny and Carl of piss-poor punditry. Probably bumming. I bet Earle used to toss him around that tactics truck like a big chinned ragdoll - cliches and negrified sperm squirting from every orifice.

Hi Ian, congratulations on having helped grow the club. My question is: if I attach a couple of dead weights to my family jewels will it help grow my cock? Only reason I ask is that there is evidence to suggest it causes terminal ball cancer. Thanks for your time.

Indeed. Take a motherfucking bow whoever wrote those...

Can't speak for anyone else, but the whole 'nonce thing' doesn't sit well with me. That whole killing Sarah Payne lark was a bit much.

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Rape is not an excuse: it's a reason. And right now I'm feeling reasonable.

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Seedorf aside, both channels have managed to gather the most inarticulate and retarded bunch of footballers this side of Everton Football Club. They're setting the cause of the black man back hundreds of years. And Chiles' transmogrification into a talking testicle continues unabated.

The BBC isn't beyond criticism either: are they going to have subtitles for Adebayor then? Not racist btw - some of my best friends are inarticulate wankers.

I blame the high altitude. That, or Tyldesley and Townsend have been at the mushies.

Bit late to the party here, but did anyone else notice how it was only the London boys who were singing the national anthem? Scum. Sub-human scum.

Tyldesley was bang out of order there I thought. Doesn't he know Frank's mum died once? His mum, for fuck's sake.

Rafa to return? Of course anything's possible but it all depends on which direction the club heads from here. Twelve months ago you'd have been laughed into the next ice age for suggesting Hodgson as a Liverpool manager, and now look. Clearly the days of us being linked with coaches of Benitez's quality are over until Sheikh Abrahamovic jets in from China clutching his fat cheque book. If Rafa did return it would be something to be celebrated by ALL Liverpool supporters - regardless of their views on his ability as a manager and previous tenure - as it would mean the club has performed a Lazarus-like recovery and can again attract the best. Small mercies and all that. Actually, ignore those two paragraphs - they're just the brainwrongs of a manmental: we should forget Rafa now and focus instead on the uncertain present and downright bleak future. Thanks for the memories, wonderful gesture with the £96k, place secured in LFC history etc. but time to move on now methinks.

Will Purslow hurry up and build his 'power base' already? Sick of seeing his name in every cunting article on us. There's not an MD in the league who gets namechecked so often, but that's the way we are these days. Naturally I'll be 100% behind any new manager, rhotically challenged or otherwise.

Slight derail: would Woy bwing back Murphy? Would he want to come back? Would you want him back?

Enough piss-taking now. It was all for a good cause: self-promotion.

The game was stretched, but nowhere near as much as Johnny Wilkes' arse will be in the showers.

He scared the ball into the net with his ginger pyabs.