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Chip Butty

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  1. Chip Butty
    Spare a thought for the male bizzy, raped by a pissed up female clubber who he said he’d give her lift home later, if she couldn’t find her mates. apparently PTSD caused it.
  2. Chip Butty
    Oooer, LGBTQQIP2SA+DD, Kinky eggs cups. What will they think of next.
  3. Chip Butty
    Been a bit of a roller coaster day for me, and all of us I guess, but when I weigh it all up I can’t help but think what an absolute selfish twat he’s been here, what about us? What about me? What about the trophies and the club and me! Dead unfair this, we pay him gazillions of pounds and he just ups and says, fuck it, am off! Out of fucking order. Grrrrrrrrrrrr
  4. Chip Butty
    To keep in with the sites rules and regs, and as a general curtesy - has Tony’s Ma, been considered for the post yet?
  5. Chip Butty
    A ball.
  6. Chip Butty
    She’s doing well, stitches removed and the cut is healing really well, the vet is happy with how things have progressed. Appreciate you asking about her, cheers.
  7. Chip Butty
    Being the consummate gentleman that I am, the politest thing to do, would be to lick both of them out, like a 99’er on a warm summer’s afternoon.
  8. Chip Butty
    Tit implants and a vigazzle tuck and polish, apparently. it’d be boss if she rocked out with a proper set of spartan missiles, straight out, no messing, gravity defying - get in there!
  9. Chip Butty
    And talking to them as if they understand what you’re saying, probably as mental as the dogs themselves!
  10. Chip Butty
    Apparently there are a number of factors - piles, stress, excessive sitting down, the quality of your everyday seat - lots really. I ticked the box of all of the above.
  11. Chip Butty
    I’m chuffed that Daisy is back to her normal mental self. As I’m off as well, got a nice little short walk with her in the snow today. Trying to rationalise to a dog that eating snow isn’t the done thing, can be a tad pointless.
  12. Chip Butty
    Posted a while back about having an abscess right next to me bum hole and had an op to get it out and subsequent packing of the wound, which was an 11 for pain. 3-4 months on, the op didn’t work, I’ve had puss oozing out of this little hole next to bum hole, since then - any way, another Op, went private this time - ice cream scoop kind of procedure, 4cm long 2cm deep wound that’s been getting packed every day since last Tuesdays Op, now down to in 1cm deep, pain still an 11 when they depth measure it and pack, plus it stings live fuck and the degrading stuff that goes with this kind of wound and packing and dressing. The nurse who’s been the same one for the last 4 dressings and packing has been sound - lovely little thing, late 20’s, brown hair, slender, very pretty - she’ll be able to describe my arse hole in as much detail as well, she’s been sound. Another week of this rendezvous to go, and the only comfort I have is that she used to work in A&E, so this is nothing apparently to what she’s had to pull out of peoples bum holes that have either inadvertently or deliberately, got up there - I daren’t ask what. Thought I’d share.
  13. Chip Butty
    Ask if you can see his birth certificate, that’ll tell you if he’s lying or not.
  14. Chip Butty
    A very light and cleansing style of rice pudding, which went really well with the Gulab Jamun.
  15. Chip Butty
    Not home made unfortunately, though on the theme of curry - today had a buffet Indian at the Ravi Shankar restaurant, just off from Euston…. oh my word, lovely is an understatement. £35 buffet for 2. Including 4 coffees. Worth a dabble if you have an hour or so before your train.
  16. Chip Butty
    Daisy, has been diagnosed with a cancerous lump in her teat, she’s had it removed. You never ever realise how much they matter to you and the family, until you get news like this. She’s doing well, thankfully. Tonight is the first time she’s let me scratch her tummy since the Op, something she’d expect every second of every day, usually, the loonie! Hold your pooches close folks, hug them, love them because you never know the day, and it’s a day I’m a dreading.
  17. Chip Butty
    Their Judd’s a spawny bastard on the snooker.
  18. Chip Butty
    Bonnet de douche, Paulie, bonnet de douche!
  19. Chip Butty
    Der kid, and his cousin...
  20. Chip Butty
    The Godfather What is there to say, absolute class and each time I go back, I seem to notice something different each time. The christening scene still being one of cinemas most powerful ever filmed. 11 Nigel Tufnel’s, out of 10 Marty DiBergi’s FYI: The Godfather part II, on tonight. Get in.
  21. Chip Butty
    I downloaded it from IPT. Would imagine it’s now streaming.
  22. Chip Butty
    Dream Scenario Nicholas Cage really good in a role I thought would be not his kind of fare. A quirky, horror, with some comedy moments. The premise being a guy who appears in everyone's dreams. Kind of predictable how it panned out, but none the less a solid watch. 7 David Byrne suits out of 10 Bald Heeds.
  23. Chip Butty
    Found myself discussing the price of fuel at varying petrol stations with a group of similarly minded old goats, in the pub. There can be like a 10p swing between some stations, its a disgrace! They don't do 2 stroke anymore you know.
  24. Chip Butty
    Daisy, photo’d on Saturday by the groomers after she’d had a full makeover. This idilic image lasted less than 36 hours as she was out in the garden, digging for god only knows what, and looking a total mess and then had to have another bath on the Sunday night. She’s 14, acts like she’s 4 and ain’t no lady whatsoever! The living room carpet needs washing for Christmas, now.
  25. Chip Butty
    It’s Thursday night
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