Chip Butty

Not funny ha ha, just funny that this ugly cunt, looks like Mick Hugly cunt.

A modern day Oyvind Leonhardsen

Ings Ward Robertson

Started off well, missed some half decent chances, then come out in the second half, we'd took Coutinho off - then everybody decided to feel sorry for themselves as the kid with the best skills had been called in for his tea by his mum, and we all turned into a shambles. Ability is one thing, but it means fuck all if you have neither the will or the want to make a difference. The only willingness I saw out there in the second half for any stomach for a challenge and for players who looked arsed, was Ings, the rest, in varying levels were diabolical. The only positive that can come from this, is that we have the chance to make amends again on Saturday, now that will be the true test of our will and want - a chance to redeem themselves by beating the team thats just beaten them 3 days earlier. No reaction on Saturday and they may just well lose the fans.

They'll give him a thin lip

He be good at ducking I guess.

On the theme of ripping into rag readers Istanbul, the following morning waiting outside the airport in that massive tent, there were 5/6 lads sitting off reading a copy of the rag, passing it around, our kid(mild mannered though a big old lump) clocks them, storms over, rips the paper out of one of the lads hands, tears it to shreds and then tares a strip out of them all, foaming at the mouth and giving every single one of them down the banks, after a few minutes he marches off chest out, head held high. He then receives a round of applause from us and all the other groups of lads siting around watching it all happen. Brothers eh, sometimes they can be a right pain in the arse, but sometimes, you just have to stand back, admire them, proud that, thats your brother.

Mo No No, not you again

The three B's Brighton Burnley Bitters

Chamberlain, Gomez(CB), Woodburn, Ward, Solanke all have to start, but above all else, we have to play a 4-4-2. It's about time we put some shape in our team that may offer some form of organisation when defending as a team. Maybe then we can look to be more expansive, if we know what we're meant to do when we haven't got the ball. I doubt none of the above will happen, but fuck me Jurgen make a fucking change to this fucking chaos.

Yet he became the orchestrator and the builder of our attacks, as the defence brought the ball out time after time in the second half, the mid-field hid. I'm by no means either his biggest fan nor his biggest detractor, but the mid-field disappearing act that we witnessed today was a joke, add to that the shockingly far too late substitutions and the woeful willingness to make a difference by said mid-field, takes the heat off of this fella for me.... well, for this week at least anyway.

Liverpool has somehow become ground zero for loony bin center-halves. Anyone know what time Paul McGrath and Terry Hurlock get in to town?

A lot of negativity going around about Kim, but for me, he's setting a fantastic example to all you young un's out there, on the correct procedure for setting off fireworks. Stand well back and light at arms length.

join the RMT and stop all trains becoming sleds of doom

The sham from Atalanta

Peter Crouch-esque

His bird is called, Helena Anne Beatrix Wentworth Fitzwilliam de Chair. Common as muck if you ask me. Tenner sez she's creaming the DHSS

Sadly his estate at Key Lago is directly in the destruction path of storm Irma. Shame dat.

If only we had a £150 million rated player to replace him. Damn you squad depth thingy.

.. and just fuck off us with our shitness Fuck off us

Shit team selection performance, shit team performance, shit managerial performance, shit fan performance, shit ref performance, shit shit performance. Shit Shit Performance Shit²

Yep, thought I would get that. It is English mustard though. I do have standards.

Sound, cheers. I'll go and make some cheese on toast. Chucking it out there - anyone else put mustard on their cheese on toast or is that just like beans on a brekkie to some?

Is it - starve a fever and feed a cold, or, starve a cold and feed a fever?