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    Boris Johnson

    Call the little bastard Boaty McBoatface otherwise it's a waste of a good name.
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    Happy Birthday Special K

    Providing breakfast cereal for birds since 1977. Have a good one mate!
  3. Imagine my surprise when I see this thread bumped and it's nothing to do with Red Phoenix.
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    Trivia question

    Paul Dickov. Played for Arsenal, Leicester, Blackburn and Man City in the top flight.
  5. He looks like someone smashed Noel Gallagher's face against a plate glass window.
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    Coronavirus

    Ah, that explains it.
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    Donald Trump

    Isn't that what they are doing anyway? After all, nobody knows more about any given topic than Donald Trump.
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    Donald Trump

    You see shit like that in America, and suddenly that giant glass dome from the Simpsons movie doesn't seem like such a bad idea.
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    Trivia question

    Is it Kenny, and they played together in some charity golf event?
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    Michael Robinson

    Just watched the shootout on Youtube. It was actually Skippy who ran up to Barney Rubble. Robinson ran over to Joe and the coaching staff.
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    Michael Robinson

    RIP. I think he was the first player to run to Alan Kennedy after the left back had slotted the winning penalty in the 1984 final in Rome.
  12. He's a complete pain in the arse when he plays against us, approaching Drogba/Ramos levels of shithousery.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    They always complain that they had to face a team from a strong league in their CL qualifier while we got part-time cloggers. They conveniently forget that our season started in July and we had 3 rounds of qualifiers to get through, plus the UEFA Super Cup. They also conveniently forget that they were themselves a team of cloggers at the time, who managed to get battered in Romania and got 2 men sent off in the home derby. Whatever uplift our European performances gave to England's UEFA coeffiecient was well and truly counter-balanced by their ineptitude.
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    Worst Premier League Players Ever

    Always used to think Mike Hooper was shit. Whenever ITV showed one of our live games (pre-PL era then) and he was in goal, we always seemed to lose. He was Bogdan before Bogdan was Bogdan. He went to Newcastle and got binned to the ressies pretty sharpish.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    What a barrel-scraping list of 21st century accomplishments that is. Plus they missed out the prestigious SportPesa Super Cup triumph of 2018. And the 22-0 against some Austrian plumbers.
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    Footballers Againg Badly

    Joseph Minala, aged 17.
  17. Exactly this. Murphy was a very good player for us, but ever since he left he's become this bitter Brexit-type Owl-worshipping cunt. He looks weird on MOTD too, either because his head is massive or he has tiny shoulders.
  18. Former Man Utd ugly bastard Luke Chadwick will not eat spider crab because he says he is arachnophobic.
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    The Foodie thread

    They do indeed, but it might be better to make little incisions in the lamb and push little slices of the garlic, rosemary and anchovy into them. The flavour will permeate the meat subtly and they won't burn.* * Before you lot say anything, I know who's doing the cooking!
  20. If we did exactly that, and City lost their first game back, then we would win the league as the gap would be 28 points, and City would only have 9 games left.
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    Most hated Z list 'celebrity'

    Hell of a PR stunt. Send them to another country instead so they don't see any shit going down in Mexico.
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    Footballers Againg Badly

    " So I says 'Hey, what's with the food around 'ere? A kid comes up to me in a white jacket, gives me a Ritz cracker, and uh, chopped liver, he says, 'Canapes'. I said, uh, 'can of peas, my ass, that's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver!' Saint, me ol' mucker, it's a funny ol' game innit!?"
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    Alan Pardew

    Couple of bottles of Chablis and a few hours on Omegle tonight for ol' Pards then. Result!
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