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£9m a year? I think that's about what we were getting when Adidas took over from Reebok. The club's recent turnover was £180-190m, so around about what we were making under the tumours. Basically, they are now pulling in the sort of numbers we were getting more than a decade ago, and unlike with us, almost 75p in every pound they make comes from the PL's television deal.

Without researching, I'll have a go. 1 - Dudek 2 - Finnan 3 - Carragher 4 - Hyypia 5 - Traore 6 - Garcia 7 - Gerrard 8 - Alonso 9 - Riise 10 - Kewell 11- Baros 12 - Smicer 13 - Hamann 14 - Cisse 15 - Reina 16 - Agger 17 - Pennant 18 - Mascherano 19 - Zenden 20 - Kuyt 21 - Crouch 22 - Arbeloa 23 - Karius 24 - Alexander-Arnold 25 - Lovren 26 - Van Dijk 27 - Robertson 28 - Henderson 29 - Milner 30 - Wijnaldum 31 - Salah 32 - Mane 33 - Firmino 34 - Lallana 35 - Can 36 - Alisson 37 - Matip 38 - Wijnaldum 39 - Origi 40 - Gomez 41 - Litmanen 42 - Riedle 43 - Morientes 44 - Babbel 45 - McManaman 46 - Anelka 47 - Pellegrino 48 - Torres 49 - Suarez 50 - Cole There are a few others I can think of but I'm pretty certain they didn't play in a final for other teams. I'm not counting unused subs for us (like Josemi!).

So nothing to celebrate then.

Marvin Gaye covering Ben E. King's 'Stand By Me'. Possibly the only way to better the original.

And will still smell of shit.

Microsoft Teams. Like most new adverts, it's about how we can carry on doing things during this pandemic and lockdown. What bugs me is the shouty woman practically shoving her face into her computer as she speaks.

Both are good.

Bits? You mean pulp, right? Orange juice is always much nicer with the pulp.

I like the stuff, but only occasionally, and generally on toast. It's good for glazing a ham too.

Markovic against Basel.

Ryan Babel

Hamann Pennant McManaman Ince (I think?)

Carlo Cudicini. He was Milan's sub keeper when they lost to Marseille in 1993. He only played one Serie A game with Lazio before signing for Chelsea in 2000, where he was their player of the year in 2002. Incidentally, his dad played in goal for Milan when they won their second European Cup in 1969.

The artist clearly does not know his subjects. Chippy Tits (and his Lonsdales) would have made sure to have got to all the grub before the rest of them. Nil Artist Nisi Renaissance.

Yep. And if the likes of Gal Gadot wish to join in, then who am I to stop them.

Yep. And if the likes of Gal Gadot wish to join in, then who am I to stop them.

Melissa Barrera.

You keep chipping away.

True we are landlocked, but we do have some decent rivers and canals with locks, and Rutland Water is only about a 30-minute drive from home for me. It's ace there in the summer.

Try as I might, I simply cannot picture a pair of knackered Lonsdales on my feet.

Put it on an obelisk.

The crayons he eats weren't bought from a dollar store, put it that way.

I'm sure the WWE did something like that to bring The Undertaker back for the millionth time.

This country has been run along those lines for generations. We have a general public that are happy to let the monarchy raid the public purse to maintain a lavish lifestyle, happy to let the rich elite take advantage of loophole after loophole to avoid paying their fair share of taxes, and happy to vote to keep the Tories in power election after election despite being lied to.