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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    J-Lo Cheggers Nisi Pop.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    In a weird way, Norwich remind me a little bit of us in 2011/12. Back then, we played pretty well in most games and created loads of chances, only we kept hitting the woodwork or coming up against goalkeepers having a worldie, and ended up drawing a lot of games we could have won. After a while, that ground us down and we stopped creating chances and got really sloppy at the back. Norwich have been fairly enterprising and caused lots of teams problems, with Pukki scoring quite regularly. They've been unlucky to lose games they perhaps ought to have at least drawn. Gradually they've been ground down by that, and lately they've barely laid a glove on their opponents, Pukki has stopped scoring, and they've turned into the Keystone Cops at the back.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    There is. This is an Italian woman though!
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    They have to be REALLY careful about how they get that message out. Nonces might be listening.
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    Rate your local chippy

    Buckinghamshire with their mayo fetish. Fucking heathens. Remmie, have a word with the locals will ya! There were a number of chippies in Sheffield near where I lived (off Ecclesall Road). The regulars were one on Greystones Road which served huge portions but was only ever open for 2 weeks each month for some reason (it's where I discoverd what a Yorkshire fish cake was - basically a fat potato fritter with a very thin layer of fish in the middle), and one on the main road just before the Psalter Lane junction where the VW dealer was. They were VERY liberal with the salt and vinegar.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    That ought to read "I broke my leg" instead.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    Mehdi Benatia is who you're on about. I was referring to German players specifically. Bayern never seem to get rinsed when signing players from other Bundesliga clubs. They always turn players' heads when their contracts are running down, so either pay peanuts or get the player for free. The likes of Kimmich, Sule, Goretzka and Gnabry were all very highly rated before joining Bayern, and Bayern paid close to fuck-all to sign them.
  8. His shoulders are about half a foot across. That why kits always looked so baggy on him.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    Have they ever overpaid for a German player?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Nil Grass Nisi Astroturf.
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    TV and Film Trivia

    In the other thread when I posted about Shawshank, I was looking for the appropriate video on Youtube. The scenes take place over a number of videos so I didn't post them, but I DID see a comment that I thought was interesting, and made for a very detailed addition. At the end when Hadley is being read the Miranda warning ("You have the right to remain silent...etc") outside the prison, the officer is reading it off a cue card. In the story, Andy escapes in 1966, and that's the year the Miranda case was heard in the Supreme Court and acted upon. Reading someone their rights would be new to officers so it's understandable that they'd have needed to refer to cue cards.
  12. What did he say when English lionheart John Terry was given a guard of honour in his final game for Chelsea? Terry was subbed in the 26th minute (his shirt number) and all the players gave him a guard of honour off the pitch too.
  13. Zidane. He stuck it out at Juve for a couple more years before Real Madrid came calling. We even got him a house on the Wirral! His loss. Mendieta. I wanted us to sign him after Valencia played us in 1998. He was the best player on the pitch by a mile, and showed his quality over the next few years by being a mainstay of the Valencia team that reached back-to-back CL finals. He eventually got a big money move to Lazio but it didn't work out for him. He ended up on loan at Barcelona as a squad player before finishing up at Middlesbrough.
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    Film and TV 'Fuck Yeah!' moments.

    The last 20-odd minutes of Shawshank. The most drawn-out and satisfying "Fuck You!" ever, especially when Warden Norton opens the book in his safe and realises what's happened.
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    Film and TV 'Fuck Yeah!' moments.

    Still THE greatest sequence of any superhero film. You have people in peril, a dose of humour, some palpable tension, an iconic rescue, quotable dialogue and an awesome soundtrack all working in harmony.
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    Film and TV 'Fuck Yeah!' moments.

    George McFly finally hits back.
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    Boris Johnson

    What a complete biff. His name should be Boris the Biff.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    The blooshite all have the Z-Cars theme as a ringtone so they must know the tune back to front. Singing it backwards, it goes: # Red Red Red, Red-Red Red Red Red, Red Red Red, Red-Red Red Red...#
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    Stupid cunt. You're not Chris Gayle. Twatting it into row Z doesn't get you anything!
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    Donald Trump

    Sounds like an episode of Parks & Rec.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    City are likely to turn Newcastle over later, so the FA semi-finalists will all be teams who've won it recently. Our FA Cup record over the last 20 years is appalling. We won it in 2001 and 2006, were finalists in 2012 and got to the semis in 2015. Other than that, we never even reach the quarters.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Obviously in nothing like the numbers, but they also maintained 2m social distancing and the vast majority still wore masks. They actually tidied up most of their mess too, unlike the scruffy fuckwits at Pier Head. It won't surprise me if over the coming weeks we see a spike in infections and the NHS getting swamped again. It also won't surprise if a number of those present at Pier Head are asymptomatic but spread the infection to friends or family that could be classed as at-risk, with the worst possible outcome. But that can be said for all the beachgoers this past week too.