old skool tom

Their aren't many decent ones out there really?

The modern DMs seem to be Quarter Backs now who don't really tackle and just spray the ball around

If only we could find another Didi Hamann. that tall skinny nerdy German bloke was a joy to watch.best player I've ever seen at getting his arse between man and ball then winning a free kick by collapsing on floor.guy was a genius at breaking up opposition play

Solid left back and DM will make us quite a threat next season

Not arsed about CB or GK because u can't judge a defender/defence until it's protected well enough.

Why are people saying we don't have wingers to supply Benteke? He's not that prolific at scoring headers,he will be like Costa is for Chelsea,a big strong battering ram who will occupy, worry 2 CBs and be a focal point for our little Brazilian wizards to play in and around.teams sit deep and Chanel us centrally but if we get Benteke and even chip ball into him from CM it'll cause panic and space for us believe me.

Personally 20mil is max I'd pay but he's type of player we need at moment and if we get 20 million for the two Italian duds,maybe it's worth it?

This universe stuff is mind bendingly beautiful and frighteningly frightful

I wish my brain was clever enough to understand it all........Pointless and Catchphrase is my minds limit unfortunately

The Big Bang

Did two things physically collide or did one thing just explode?

Is it possible we are just a scientific experiment like the collider and that's what the Big Bang was?

Visiting every 20 minutes to see if the cunt who was "due back Today" brought Robocop back on time before he got fined

Playing street fighter with me mates on the arcade machine for 3 hours and smoking Lucy's indoors when it was pissing down outside

Trying to figure out we're id left the membership card because I could never remember my phone number as proof of id

Kids today have it to easy man,sadly they've missed out on the community hub for teenagers,potheads and birds once known as the Video Shop

Nothing more beautiful than the site of curtain net wire strapping in row after row of video cases

Bullseye

Last of the summer wine

American Football on 4

Hale and pace

This thread has reminded me off the horrific School Tomorrow' feeling I had forgot.......

Thanks a fucking bunch OP'er you are a cunt

Songs of praise was the ultimate spine chiller though,and surprise surprise was a close second

last couple months mines fucked up as i approach 40

cant stand or lay down flat on back or belly for more than 2 hours max or im in fucking agony!

feels like spine is twisted and out of shape like that Richard 3rd fella they found under car park

tried new mattress but its still fucked 

Am starvin'

Clyne was a player I've liked this season..... But his recent outing for England when he got hooked at half time has put me off him for life

It was the worst exhibition of passing I have ever seen from a pro footballer.he couldn't pass the ball 10 yards without missing his team mate by atleast 20 yards!

if we sign him tho I hope we sign Bony from City as we could do with some slapstick comedy After season we've just had. Boom boom

Birdman - 9/10

So different the way it appeared almost continuously shot and very original

Senna - 10/10 actually a docu but surely it's greatest sports doc ever made?

The Train - 10/10 black and white classic

On the waterfront is on my 'next classic I have never seen yet' list. Hope it lives up to the hype

Black Adder just edges out Bottom the Office and Partridge for me

Though the majestic Ever decreasing Circles and It Crowd and somehow unheard of Garth Marangi deserve a mention

Oh and In The Thick Of It also

Black Adder just edges out Bottom the Office and Partridge for me

Though the majestic Ever decreasing Circles and It Crowd and somehow unheard of Garth Marangi deserve a mention

Oh and In The Thick Of It also

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour from the players

They should be tied to ball and chain and never be allowed to smile,drink,dance until they win a game of football next season

I mean,our season was like a death in the family and I bet people wouldn't do any of the above like that after a funeral would they

FFS lighten up guys,we heal our wounds and go again next season

It'd be decent competition if the 'losers' didn't enter and domestic games weren't moved to Sundays.pile of shite currently for me

Good game tho and what did we see in this Konkoplyanka or whatever his name is?

He's basically a white 24 yr old Sterling,quick but shite end product

Benteke would be perfect!

We have enough midget fancy dans,need to concentrate on power and balls this summer before we buy anymore midget Messis

Instead of team sitting on edge of box blocking us off with ease.we would have an Ariel and physical presence which will give opposition more too worry about

A big strong powerful spine is what's we need now

Klopp appears to be a German Keegan type manager .....motivates for a few seasons,gets success then fucks off as soon as his team stops responding to his motivational speeches when club starts to slide

At least Rodgers isn't pussying out and wanting to correct his mistakes

Poor cunt lost Suarez & Sturridge,had to edge out biggest legend in Clubs history,has to deal with transfer committee and scouts that he didn't appoint.

I've waited 2 decades for league to come home so I''ll gladly give him 2 more seasons to sort it out as I think he's got the intelligence to learn quickly and he's got balls

I'll still back ya Brendan son,if you add more steal and firepower we'll be in with a shout son!

Be great if we made the cunt play out 2 years on his current contract but let's just sell the new Aron Lennon for 30 million plus Wallcot ( like for like with better finishing) and buy Jack Grealish.job done IMO

Sparks streams is great but for some reason it never ever works when PL games are on

Go to the station where he reported it and ask to speak to the duty inspector. They'll tell you he's so busy you'll have to wait for an hour. Tell them you're prepared to wait but if you don't speak to him within an hour you'll take your compalint to Police HQ at Canning Place.

I'll let them know,think he's gonna wait for next weeks "time filling bullshitting update phone call' then complain.

It is character building for him mate

Haha tbh I also said to the kid "welcome to the real world mate,it won't be last time you come home covered in blood and bruised body" half in jest half in truth

Tbh I think the reason they're not bothered is because he hasn't been stabbed and had broken bones or something overly extreme

can't say much as it's on going but....

Mates son (14) was beaten up in mistaken identity by 3 adults recently (3/4 weeks ago) but by pure chance he knows we're they live and what car they drove.

Despite also sayin he'd recognise males again and police saying they would pay them visit within 48 hours...............,..absolutely fuck all has happened,all they've done is "Driven Up The Street and looked for the car" despite him giving them the exact address.its truly unbelievable that they haven't done anything!

Are they just saying nothing has happened yet or are they truly useless?

IPTV Stalker add on is great just watched barca in good quality.

Why don't they stay in position the fuckers instead of sprinting forward! Tried every tactic but they still have no discipline

Internet speed is good,gonna try it without Ethernet cable and use wifi instead

It's an fx9 or fx7 android box,had great reviews on Amazon but something's no right watching the footy/tv