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  1. Jennings
    I know. I couldn't believe that either. And then finding out that Paulie was your bro to boot - but I won't hold that against you.
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    Congrats Melchie.
  4. Jennings
    You dirty disrespectful letch. Repped.
  5. Jennings
    "I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle." Bloke in LFC top: Sheesh...the fella behind me thinks he could do better. KD: Who's shit on the floor. SC: Carroll. But he's good in the air.
  6. Jennings
    One outlandish but possible explanation is : Pregnant woman forgets telling some people something. She may be hot but her grammar and spelling are atrocious.
  7. Jennings
    I met Dave Usher outside a sports ground. He was selling the big issue I think. Totally obsessed with his A-list status.
  8. Jennings
    Is that a true story...My finger is on the rep button. I met Johnny Ball. He used to have a kid's science show called "Think it. Do it". He would end the show each week with the catch phrase, "so the next time you are thinking about [science topic], don't just think it - do it!" I met him on a bridge in Chester. He was looking over the edge, sightseeing. I said "So, thinking of jumping Johnny. Don't just think it - do it!" He wasn't amused but his agent/accomplice was pissing himself.
  9. Jennings
    Star Wars Galaxies was hilarious. I remember when they added the speeder bikes. It was buggy of course - such that when you cancelled your bike it didn't disappear. The cities looked like a biker convention had hit town. Thousands of bikes piled outside the buildings causing the frame rate to plummet.
  10. Jennings
    I am a happy drunk. My system slows down to the point where my mouth is faster than my brain, and then my own jokes take me by surprise. I end up laughing out loud at my own gags.
  11. Jennings
    I wanna go on a piss-up with Dr Troy.
  12. Jennings
    Great story. Weird that it was so different second time.
  13. Jennings
    Worst joke ever.
  14. Jennings
    Chameleon fail! He stands out like a standy-outy thing!
  15. Jennings
    My brother had a chameleon, after his rat died. The rat was called 'Ratty'. He called the chameleon 'Chameleony'.
  16. Jennings
    You have got tomatoes where the black pud should be!
  17. Jennings
    My advice would be to move to Ellesmere Port. We don't have any of the things you mention, but you'll soon come to appreciate Cork.
  18. Jennings
    Where is home? Sounds shitty.
  19. Jennings
    Welcome Ian. How do you like your squeasant served?
  20. Jennings
    Sounds like a horror story scenario. Are you scared? There could be anyone out there! Get a shower. You don't wanna be axe murdered if you haven't cleaned your botty properly!
  21. Jennings
    Instead of imagining salt I am going to imagine that there is a steak on the fork ! - I will get the rest of the Jenningses doing this too - gonna save me a fortune in kid's meals.
  22. Jennings
    It'll be stuck to your jumper, Si. If you can't feel it then it must have come out.
  23. Jennings
    Flowery twats!
  24. Jennings
    I have started using TK421's scrabble rule to decide the proportionality of my 'excitedness' at any signing. And with a score of only 7, this isn't making my spidey sense tingle. However the empirical evidence suggests that he is quite a tidy, left footed central midfielder. Welcome Charles Charlie Adam.
  25. Jennings
    There's some repressed feelings there Kevin. Let it out. Express your latent homosexuality. Come out. We'll still accept you.
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