Megadrive Man

We've been like this for ages now. We have loads of the ball but struggle to create clear cut chances.

It's all that nasty EU's fault though!

13 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Can't rep this enough!

These results mean that England won't get the 5th Champions league spot now either which will fuck Spurs over.

If its Bayern vs City at least Bayern will be solely focused on the two semi final matches. 

7 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Embrace it man! It's only hair. More trouble than it's worth.

4 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Mine started receding before I hit 30, a proper M head so just started having it cut with a 1 at the sides and a 2 on top.

 

Eventually I bought a Wahl and my Mrs started cutting it for me ending up with it getting cut with no comb attachment and cut to the shortest it can be without actually shaving it.

Been like that for 30 years now.

 

I get that it's not for everyone and some fellas can lose some self esteem, but you are who you are. You define who you are not your hair.

 

As for me, I might look like a cross between Uncle Fester and Buster Bloodvessel, but I'm me and quite happy with that.

 

 

If it suited me even slightly I'd happily shave it all off!

I don't even gel or style my hair these days so I'm not overly vain about it.

If it stays as it is for a long time then I'll just leave it until I'm too old and fat to care anymore!

I'm starting to receed front and back now.

I'd love to just shave it all off but I haven't got the right shaped head for it. I did it once on a lads holiday and I looked like a crack addict. 

I know some lads that have had those modern wigs, but they look fucking terrible. They've made both lads look like butch lesbians! 

I've found some decent sprays and powders that cover it up well enough for now but long term I'm going to have to start saving for something more drastic!

It sounds like Nagelsmann is going back to Bayern so we can rule him out.

21 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

This.

 

He's been absolutely shite the last 2/3 weeks & is being called out alongside pretty much every other player.

 

Up until that point, he was imperious.

Do you expect him to be imperious in every game for the whole season?

Actor Vincent Friell has gone only 64.

Played Diane's Dad in Trainspotting. 

BREAKING: Trainspotting star and Scottish icon Vincent Friell dies age 64 - Mirror Online

I fear for them.

27 minutes ago, Code said:

I don’t understand how anyone can justify just a two point deduction for financial cheating, it’s less points taken away than one win will give you.

 

its like living in a reality where spending more money than you have on players does not matter and those players don’t give you an advantage.

 

Its farcical really. 

I actually think it will make teams more likely to cheat.

If Newcastle spend a billion this summer then worst case scenario they will get a six point fine in a few years time. 

Yeah he's done as a top level player.

It makes no sense not to sell him in the summer, as we are likely to be in a transition period under a new manager anyway.

£100m plus 350k a week off the wage bill clears a lot of space to completely refresh the forward line. 

30 minutes ago, Brownie said:

I didn’t say it was mathematically gone. It still isn’t.

 

But it’s gone.

 

If you can’t see that, I can’t help you.

Agree.

Arsenal and the cheats are playing better than we are. The cheats will win all six games now.

It's so frustrating that either a win last week or a win today and it's in our hands, but one point against a shite United team and Palace at home has thrown it all away.

We've got too many players badly out of form. Not one of our attackers is playing well.

4 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Paddy Power no longer have a market for the next manager. 

A few rumours that it's Niko Kovac!

18 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Wonder if Bayern would take Gravenberch as part ex against Musiala 

They only just got rid of him, why would they want him back? 

13 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

What happens if Everton survive, but go bust in the summer?

The Premier League will tell them that they can go in the summer!

17 hours ago, redinblack said:

I cant find a song called "You are all cunts and I fucking hated you".

 

Ill write one.

How's this?

53 minutes ago, Code said:

Apart from the fact we did not.

We won six out of seven. The only loss was away at Arsenal.

49 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Who the fuck do you replace Salah with? He's irreplaceable. So, just keep him instead.

We won virtually every game without him this season.

I'd try and get £100 million for Salah and let him go.

I think next season might be a season too far. 

It sort of makes sense to go now with a new manager coming in with new ideas.

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Facebook made it easier for the younger amongst us to see how old school mates develop. Most of my school mates turned out as sound as they always were. A few are dead. A few girls have certainly developed. The few I stay in regular touch with are great and we still crack the same jokes and rip the piss out of stuff that happened 25 years ago. 
 

I think if I went to one now I’d turn up steaming drunk, try and get off with a few of the girls who used to be fit but aren’t now and chin one specific lad who I always wanted to fill in for stealing a Parker pen off my mate then denying it and getting teachers involved the prick 

I tried to woo a girl at school with a free parker pen on Valentines day.

When she rejected me I decided never to try anything that romantic ever again. 

A girl I went to school with organised a ten year anniversary, eleven years after we'd left, which is a pretty good summary of the level of education at our school.  

Just now, johnsusername said:

 

We're halfway through April and Nunez has 11 goals to his name. Not good enough.

 

(Hoping this post spurs him on to score now...)

He's been subbed off for Gakpo.