MegadriveMan

I do find it a bit weird how Thiago has now been benched for three games in a row. I wonder if we are going to try and move him on in the summer?

One of the many many reasons I stopped watching soaps was the completely false idea that a berk like Tyrone could pull a girl like that one that's not Fizz!

That's my take on it also. Even these clowns can't fuck it up again.

Great report Dave. Really sums up how I feel as well. I'll give it another 12 months and if it carries on with VAR I'll just bin it off and go and start following a lower league team. The problem is, I can't see them scrapping VAR and I don't see it getting any better either?

They are, because it works out brilliantly for them. They have millions of working class voters that previously voted Ukip or Labour that now vote Tory. As long as it stays this way its very very difficult for opposition parties to stop them getting a majority.

Todays results basically mean that its 6 teams going for 2 places. One advantage we sort of have is that we don't have to play any of those teams, whereas they will all take points odd each other.

Thursday night at 8pm, we should all get in to our cars and try and hit a pedestrian as a mark of respect.

I think the real question is can we keep a clean sheet next week? I don't see it personally.

The decision not to sign a proper centre back in January really fucked us. It's even more bizarre to me that we are allegedly signing someone like Konate in the summer! Why not offer Leipzig a bit more in January to get him in then instead of signing Preston players?

Or he'd have broken down and been substituted off.

Jude turned down United to go to Dortmund as well.

My boss took on an 18 year old apprentice a few years ago and he'd never made a phonecall before! and I don't just mean in a workplace environment, he'd literally never called anyone!

The only way we'd be in with a chance of Haaland is if we were selling Salah or Mane. If he leaves this summer it will be for £100 million plus, so only really City, Chelsea and possibly United would be in for him? I don't think that Real Madrid or Barcelona have that sort of money. Our best hope is that he stays at Dortmund for another 12 months.

Henderson won't be back any time soon. Unlikely that he will play again this season.

Don't forget the Europa conference league.