Mudface

2 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

The gym is a hilarious place.  A large portion of people who spend time and money to go, do stuff they could be doing outside for free. Like cardio. Unless you have and follow a clear weight lifting program and you need specific equipment/can't afford a home gym, it's a scam.

I used to do a fair amount of running, but for 4 months of the year here, the weather's so shit, it's not practical- one time I nearly fell into the road after slipping on a frozen dead mouse. Not only can't people afford a home gym, but most people don't have the room for one. I use a cross trainer, a rowing machine, a fixed bike and half a dozen fixed weight machines. If I wanted to, there are a dozen treadmills, free weights and racks and step machines and the staff there will happily draw up a regime to follow. In addition, my sub also covers swimming, spin classes, a number of Les Mills fitness and aerobics classes and- if I can be arsed- climbing, yoga, Tai Chi, ice skating, curling, badminton, basketball and access to a sauna. At £26 a month that doesn't seem like a scam to me, considering I'd need a garage conversion and several thousand pounds worth of equipment to replicate it without the social aspects.

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

DCI Carey will be all over this.

She's too busy trapped in my dreams.

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Today’s breakfast. No beans. 

This is what syphilis looks like if you let it go untreated.

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

It was fucking horrendous.

How much money did you waste on it?

Thursday. My missus is practicing teaching a new Les Mills cycling class today, I was supposed to go to it, but I'm far too hungover.

10 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Huge if true.

 

I know- Red Phoenix's real name.

4 minutes ago, an tha said:

 

Bwahahahaha. The Premier League right now-

Oh, and you can't start a new game- your progress is saved on Capcom's servers.

13 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Absolute screamer from our Neco (at 1:50) in the semi.

 

Nice, reminds me of one of Trent's goals.

It's getting hammered on Steam- poorly optimised, that Denuvo DRM shit raising its ugly head again, and micro-transactions in a single player game. Fuck that.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2054970/Dragons_Dogma_2/

52 minutes ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

 

It is utterly baffling to me that anyone "patriotic" could like Donald Trump.

 

He is a complete dream American president for Russia, North Korea, Iran, China, Saudi Arabia, etc. How on earth can you look at him and think "yeah, this guy puts America first"?

He's the sort of crooked fantasist loon that should have been caught by McCarthy in the '50s, rather than the people who actually were. It's completely bizarre. The US Culture War is going to fuck us all.

50 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

FF on the GF but Rafa was 1/6 on to be Celtic manager before Postecoglu got the job. Hope this goes some way to proving that right now those odds are no guarantee of anything. 

Gnasher's quoting bookies' odds in a political discussion. Jesus.

56 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Was listening to The News Agents earlier and they were going through the numbers on polling, and it’s not as simple as is being made out, hence the safety first stance.

 

When you do polling you exclude the ‘don’t knows’, this is true of all the main polling companies.

 

So, in the polls we see where Labour are on 40+ % and the Tories on 20% for example there’s a further 17% of people polled who are not part of these numbers. Only the 100% of people who said they had a firm choice are part of the overall polls, leaving nearly a fifth of people who previously voted not part of the figures.

 

The deep dive on them is that the majority are conservative votes, based on their 2019 voting.

 

Thats why people are banging the no complacency drum as once you factor in Reform cutting a deal to stand down, like previous, and these other voters who are ‘undecided’ you actually have a much closer race potentially, as unbelievable as that honestly is.

Yep, it's a soft lead as it is- we've seen these Labour leads vanish before when it comes to actual elections, never mind with nearly a fifth undecided. I don't like what Starmer's doing and think it's self-defeating, but I can see why. Yet again, it's hold your nose and vote Labour it seems, then just hope to fuck they don't squander a government or two and let these thieves back in.

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

Remember that photo, looks like a budgie with elephantiasis!

Yeah, she's a bit broad athwart t' beam.

Wilma...

27 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

 

The sausage looks like a duck billed platypus's syphilitic dick.

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

Andrea Jenkyns?

Yep. Lovely lady.

10 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

My late brother in law told us a story about one of the lads in his old platoon. They were on a weekend leave and had all gone out on the lash and this lad copped off with some bird.

She was all over him and he ended up going back to hers where he rattled her all night. 

Anyway, he falls asleep and when he wakes up in the morning, the shagging resumes. He flips her over and is banging her doggy style and there's her ring piece all in all its glory winking at him. Complete with worms.

 

I thought it a likely story until years later when we were on his stag night and a few of his old platoon mates were there, all reminiscing and telling funny stories when it got confirmed.

It turned out that the lad concerned had had his tongue up her hoop and had to go and see the Medical Officer after developing them himself.

 

I need to stop reading this forum when I'm having breakfast.

8 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Not sure what any of this has to do with fucking Sunak.

I know, I bet he's a cracking shag.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68618210

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Chelsea Supporters Trust says fans have "significant concerns" about the club's future in a lengthy letter to co-owners Todd Boehly and Behdad Eghbali.

It says feeling among fans is at its lowest since the early 1980s and is close to "irreversible toxicity".

Despite a record outlay on players since the new owners took over in 2022, Chelsea are 11th in the Premier League.

"The current mood amongst supporters is critically low and cannot be ignored," CST's letter said.

"The feeling that the club has become a 'laughing stock', both on and off the pitch, is growing."

 

20 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Why are the Premier League dragging this out?  They must know that 777 aren't fit & proper. Is it because they're scared to pull the trigger and send Everton into administration?

Maybe they're actually doing due diligence for once and demanding commitments from 777. Either way fucks them though, they're either going into administration or getting broke, shit owners with the potential to put them into administration.

7 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

there are people in this country who genuinely believe the 97-2010 period was worse than the last 13 years.

All them forrins came in and took our jobs.

13 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Has it got anything to do with the various prosecutors or complainants trawling his social media feed? Or has Hunter Biden's Laptop finally taken matters into its own hands? 

Link works fine for me. Nothing worth reading there, mind.

5 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Retired T.A.? Did he retire just before the Falklands like a lot of them did? 
 

 

8 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

 

They want war reparations? Fucking mental.