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5 hours ago, SasaS said:
Now the title has gone, we must focus on the Europa.
5 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:Please tell me this is sarcasm.
(It's so hard to tell these days.)
Nah, we'd be better off throwing this and making sure we finish in the top 4/5.
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14 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:
What a load of shite. So Middle East autocracies will still be given the nod of they want to buy a club as we can’t risk our trade selling them fighter jets and various other weapons.
Well they've sold off our utilities and infrastructure to foreign state-owned companies to their own countries' benefit, so this looks about right.
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20 hours ago, Curly said:
Just rustled this up. Not a full breakfast admittedly, and it’s pretty much lunch time so more brunch, but aside from that you can all fuck off.
Depsite being a staunch pro beaner, I’ve realised that they have always given me grief, so I keep them for beans on toast only now. What’s in there is perfect. Absolutely perfect, and anyone who says otherwise is either envious or a cunt.
The sausages look like a drowning victim's fingers.
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Amazed this isn't on page 1. A not really football-interested friend came round and watched 20 minutes of this, his most pertinent comment was asking when Salah last scored when cutting back in and trying to curl one into the goal. I couldn't say, he tries this a couple of time a game it seems, but I honestly can't remember the last time he pulled it off. He's always been really profligate, but really needs to step up now, he's been way below his usual standards since his purple patch over a year ago. We're often prone to a mistake at the back, but it's nothing compared to what he's been doing up front.
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At a couple of Brighton corners in that Arsenal game, Rice was basically blocking off Dunk like it was American 'football'. Not surprisingly, he got away with it.
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In the least surprising news ever, right wing groups are deluging the police with complaints under one of the most misguided and ridiculous laws ever enacted- https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/apr/07/police-spammed-with-complaints-by-neo-nazis-under-new-scottish-hate-law
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12 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:
Don’t use Twitter as much these days but this was elegant online takedown.https://x.com/dieworkwear/status/1776809993146355798?s=46
That was interesting- cheers. Who is this 'considerably richer than yow' cunt?
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From the BBC-
Sure, just change the non-scoring attackers, dreadful, non-creative midfielders, shaky defence and weirdly erratic 'keeper, that'll do the trick.
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20 minutes ago, Trumo said:
It's generally the way Aussies pronounce it.
Probably why they were deported in the first place.
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35 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:
Christ, an itinerary with instructions on going the game, nothing like spontaneity. I vaguely remember some bellend on RAWK who wrote down a list of songs and when they should be sung, with block 202 leading the way (that was the Kop priority ticket scheme block at the time).
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12 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:
The Daily Heil (with gobshites like GBeebies, Bill Cash and Reform dutifully barking along) have decided that this week the biggest threat to the country is vegan scones sold by the National Trust. The Heil claim that not using butter is a Woke attack on our heritage (seriously) and that it's somehow both "virtue signalling" and being done "secretly".
As it happens, not only have the NT been using the same recipe for years, but...
In a similar sort of vein, this might be very funny- https://www.itv.com/news/2024-04-05/joe-lycett-reveals-hes-behind-multiple-fake-national-news-stories
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I hope the pervy little creep does this properly and tastefully- scissoring, strap-ons, anal, squirting, prolapses. Not some crap softcore shit.
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2 hours ago, johnsusername said:
To be fair Nasa put a helicopter on Mars and we could see high definition photos, that was pretty pioneering.
It was ok in the space race - virtually unlimited funds and test pilots/astronauts were expendable. That just wouldn't go now.
Looks like the new space race will be fought by private companies with some national involvement.
Plus, space is really fucking big and really fucking dangerous. Humans just aren't meant to be in space for a long time, or on other planets. The technology doesn't exist to make it work.
That's kind of what I meant (aside from the expendable people). Budgets were massively pared back and it's more about potential private profit now rather than kudos.
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If he could get the tactics right from the start, he wouldn't need to make these tweaks and changes.
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3 minutes ago, Lee909 said:
Well it simulated Moyes whinging that I spent 70ml on Kounde when Virg put in a transfer request to fuck of to Saudi
They must have added a hidden 'miserableness' stat.
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1 hour ago, Lee909 said:
5 games into the new save.
Bitters points deduction in place
Are they going to flush?
Does it simulate them moaning about the corrupt PL and Sly 6 and stating, 'they've picked on the wrong fanbase' repeatedly as if it actually means anything?
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7 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:
You would know this how?
Harrowing documentary recollections.
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6 hours ago, Jose Jones said:
It’s my daughter’s 12th birthday today and when the missus asked her yesterday if she’d like a special breakfast for her birthday she requested a full english. Even though I never make one at home. Little legend (although she’s like 5’6”).
Let herself down slightly by requesting scrambled eggs. Also there was no black pudding in the shop.
This is what Fritzl used to serve to his daughter if she'd been acting up.
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11 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:
when was the last time you saw her?
Fair point, can't remember when. She probably looks like that Conway creature these days.
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24 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:
There is not a single thing he has touched that hasn't turned to shit.
Even Ivanka?
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3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:
Brave manI like living on the edge.
Other Football 2023/24
in FF - Football Forum
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It was supposed to stop time wasting where a defender would play the ball before it left the box and the kick would be reset. Naturally, it's introduced a new type of time wasting where the goalie farts around positioning the ball with 2 defenders in the box, then eventually motions everyone up field.