Mudface

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1264731537913925632.html

The guy who originally posted it has now deleted his account.

8 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Mail turning on them now. 
 

 

That Hairy Bikers diet though. Sounds legit.

5 minutes ago, paddyberger said:

 

Raise you...

There was a better quality version, but it looks to have gone. We can't have nice things, just like McAlmont.

Just now, Section_31 said:

"Put things on the news to help lighten the mood". Yeah Tony that's what they do in East Germany mate.

Tractor sales are up in the North East Dorset region. 3 thumbs up.

19 minutes ago, Remmie said:

He's did a nice cameo in Austin Powers but other than that I can only think of Broken Arrow in terms of films he's been in. Think he was ok in that but don't really remember.

 

He is really good in True romance

He was/ is pretty good in Mr Robot too. Loads of dross apart from that, mind.

3 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Lockdown is over. The government - purposely or not - have ensured that enough people now won't give a shit so it's essentially finished. Will the public still follow social distancing? There aren't enough police or local council officers to manage it, since they've all been smashed by austerity. 

Fuck that, I'm going nowhere.

2 minutes ago, SasaS said:

OK, second.

Third? At best.

2 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

It's horrible I know, absolutely no solace in it for any relation of a victim to it that's for sure. 

 

I'm Irish myself so our numbers seem EU be dropping as well. Only 54 new infections today and 4 deaths. So fingers crossed it's a trend for everyone now. 

Only because of the lockdown, our UK psychopaths seem determined to fuck that up.

1 minute ago, SasaS said:

It may be Johnson's first true Trumpian moment of undermining basic democratic norms.

Ah, no- suspending parliament last October was a clear sign of how he was going to act.

1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

People shouldn't use this as an excuse to break lockdown it's not about those fuckers it's about the people you care about and not shitting on the essential workers and NHS.

That's what's so despicable about the whole Cummings affair. They've decided to fuck all that for the sake of this one cunt's career. Gobsmacking.

3 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

Until tomorrow when it hits 300+and again. 

 

It's happened every weekend for at least 4 weeks now. 

 

Low numbers Saturday and Sunday, sky high on weekdays. 

It's the weekend lag, there's a delay in reporting, today and Monday- as it's a bank holiday- will have very low figures, then there'll be a big correction later in the week. To be fair, the deaths and infections are seeing a very sustained drop now, it's just horrendous that 1-2 hundred deaths is seen as good news.

2 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

If, and its a very big if the anti Cummings and Johnson brigade were smart they will have plenty of evidence against Cummings, release the lesser incriminating part of it first, allow Johnson to come out in full defence, then move in with something more incriminating.  

 

The Irony of that happening to Dominic Cummings and Johnson is too much to even dream about happening though.

Yesterday's late revelation was a nice move, but the evidence was a bit weak. Hopefully they've got some pictures as a sledgehammer blow.

28 minutes ago, SasaS said:

In the meantime, UK records lowest number od daily deaths since 23 March.

Only 2157 deaths this week. Result...

Scotland has done particularly well this week, around half the infections as last week and a third fewer deaths- https://coronavstats.co.uk/scotland

Still can't understand why it's so important to re-open schools for a few weeks before the end of the summer term. Just suppress the fucking thing. Although now that our betters have decreed that what someone thinks is best for their kids takes precedence over any rules, hopefully teachers and parents won't buy into this latest fuckwitted bullshit.

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

He isn't great in that. Ben Kingsley though...... Terrifying 

You fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble.

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

Scum

Sexy Beast

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Oil 

Yep. And let them get to room temperature before cooking.

1 minute ago, Vector Sigma said:

The stuff on the bottom left looks like congealed cat vomit.

 

Prefer my sausages in skins and cooked.

Fuckin' Gordon Ramsay here.

15 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Hearing Bojo the clown is coming out of hibernation to do today's press whitewash 

The conference is a bit late as they need to defrost him first.

Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas- from an Oscar to this via various scenery chewing performances-