Mudface

45 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

I do wonder how he convinced Warner Bros to virtually give him unlimited funds and A list casts to build the DC Universe and given the failure of that, how he convinced Netflix to give him the money to make 2 of the most expensive movies ever made. 

 

Snyder’s films look good and have decent set pieces, his story’s and characters are terrible. The sci-fi Michael Bay. 

 

His films are shallow and flashy, but they generally make good money- https://www.the-numbers.com/person/134500401-Zack-Snyder#tab=technical&all_technical_credits=oa2

After his more recent disasters though, I doubt he'll be given such budgets again.

1 hour ago, Megadrive Man said:

Can't remember if I've said this before but I reckon within 12 to 18 months of the Tories losing the election, GB news will be scrapped.

Or ramped up when Labour haven't solved all the problems within the first 12-18 minutes.

52 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

Get Yossi back for this. 

You mean Igor, surely. Not that traitor Alonso, though. It's amazing how video from 20 years ago was filmed using a potato.

Kate Garraway is just so false.

26 minutes ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

 

 

Those people taking pictures were annoying, they were blocking the view of the video camera. And Vicky Sparks should take note, that's how you do a commentary.

28 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Second half performance:

 

Bullshit. We were nowhere near the centre circle.

28 minutes ago, Jennings said:

It's like when a teacher says "I like a joke as much as the next man".

And you think to yourself 'No you don't. You massive boring cunt'.

Those same cunts usually have a 'You don't have to be mad to work here...' mug and say things like 'no, I'm half left' when you ask them if they're alright.

We seem to have Evil Edna in Scotland-

1 minute ago, Arniepie said:

ideal 1st date movie that

Aye- you can legitimately say a Jennifer Connolly lesbian anal scene with a double ended dildo didn't turn you on and you wouldn't 't be lying.

19 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Requiem for a Dream.

 

Fuckinell. Bleak but brilliant. 

That montage near the end gave me goose pimples and made my jaw drop.

4 hours ago, Elite said:

For anyone who has read the Charlie Parker books, Mr. Pudd is a great villain.

I dreamed about Pallida Mors a couple of times *shudder*

Some more evil birds-

Hattie Dorsett (Sybil's extremely disturbed mother in the 1976 TV films)

Mademoiselle in Martyrs

The Wicked Witch of the West

Ms Trunchbull in Matilda

O-Ren Ishii and Gogo Yubari in Kill Bill

Annie Wilkes in Misery

Pazuzu in the Exorcist (nominally female)

Carrie's mum

Melisandre in Game of Thrones

Drusilla in Buffy and Angel

28 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Might be worth taking notes, could be living this soon.

I've been saving up bottle caps for years just in case. I'm planning on being a moneylender following the Apocalypse, swingeing rates of interest all enforced by my gang of mutants.

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Some ‘fascinating’ insight into his personal life here.

 

 

Full, and completely pointless article here- https://archive.is/mHBdg

I half expected a Private Eye style note about three quarters of the way through asking if he'd met the word count yet.

22 minutes ago, Marko121 said:

 

Liverpool: Alisson, Van Dijk, Konate, Diaz, Szoboszlai, Mac Allister, Salah, Jones, Gakpo, Robertson, Alexander-Arnold.

Subs: Adrian, Kelleher, Gomez, Endo, Nunez, Elliott, Jota, Tsimikas, Gravenberch, Clark, Danns, Quansah.

This putting the line ups in shirt number order needs to fucking stop. It's not even consistent as the goalie is still listed first.

4 hours ago, Arniepie said:

he is a combination of being almost heroically clueless..and biblically annoying. 

At least no one will ever get ripped off by use We Buy Any Car ever again.

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hotel over Lancaster Gate way this morning. 
 

I asked for “everything”. I got this. 
 

The Unmentionable Association did right fucking this part of London off if this is what they call a full breakfast.

 

4/10. Extra point for the decent selection of quality fruit juices. 
 

 

Fuck me, nonces just out of jail get better scran than that from their victims.

2 hours ago, Kevin D said:

Oh, so Total Longo’s mate is a liar, is he? 

1 hour ago, Juniper said:

Definitely, his mate is taking the absolute piss out of him. 

Bet he's laughing behind Total Longo's back and telling all his other mates what a mug he's made of him.

34 minutes ago, etho said:

It’s 8 years on now and it’s a traceable moment to 52 percent of the country voting to throw the country in the bin, for reasons they didn’t understand. I went to bed that night being sure common sense would prevail, and I remember getting the train to work in the morning feeling utterly devastated about it and what it was going to mean. The sooner we can reverse as much as this farce as possible the better

I went on holiday to Spain a few days later and lost quite a bit of money due to not buying Euros earlier and the pound plummeting. The expat driver who picked us up was absolutely furious as he knew his right to work there was in danger. One of the most spectacularly moronic things a country has ever done, and it just keeps on getting worse.

5 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Now all of a sudden this Angela Raynor story is making sense  , CCHQ have known about this for 3 months but have kept quiet ( I know I was shocked) 

So they have gone full wacko on Raynor to deflect attention away from there own fuck ups .

The classic Tory trick of  don't look here look over there routine .

Not sure it's getting much traction, it feels a lot like that 'beergate' bollocks they tried to pin on Starmer. The Mail whipped themselves into a frenzy, but no one else gave a shit and it was quickly forgotten once the police had wasted time looking at it and dismissing it.

My nephew thought it was, 'she's got electric boobs, a bowl of soup' in Benny and the Jets. Which is probably better than Bernie's original lyrics to be fair.

DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. 

The mantra of morons.

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Where is Melania???? 

Scissoring Ivanka.

Just now, polymerpunkah said:

If Everton spend the next 25 minutes kicking lumps out of the cunts, I won't be sad.

 

A few suspensions wouldn't go amiss.

37 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I know we’ve had the opening paracetamol at the instruction end every time rant but has anyone noticed recently how hard it is to get one out???? 
 

Also this bottle top thing is pissing me off. I know it’s probably for the greater good but it’s ruining my experience 

Yes! They often break in two. The nicotine lozenges I'm addicted to are the same, I have to break the foil with a nail to get at the lovely little things.

38 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

She absolutely reeks of a middle England High School girl scorned.

Probably went on a school trip to Paris hoping and praying to get ridden by Chad Cholmondly-Chopper, the Captain of the Rugby team, who laughed at her as she was screaming "Pllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaase, you can even cum in my eyes".

Then, after 3 cans of Top Deck let Peter Crump, the dullest, ugliest lad on the trip, finger her and woke up feeling disgusted with herself and the world.

When she got home, she got her shit together, pulled up every nasty strand and fibre of her being up from her bootlaces after a lecture from her Tory parents about 'making her own way in the world and Conservatism as we know it being about ruthlessness and standing on your own two feet Elizabeth' and then decided that she was never, ever going to feel like that again and dedicate her life's work to being absolutely fucking horrible to as many people as possible.

She's probably followed the life of Peter Crump, has a picture of him as a screensaver and uses that memory to spur her on to incredible feats of abhorrence to people like him, probably after ruining his life completely.

The poor cunt is probably to this day wondering why every time he goes to Aldi that his debit card gets rejected.

She's likely got a carved wooden plaque on the wall of her office that says "The only fingering that gets done in England is by me".

The fucking useless, shit at life, bland, plain neurotic, unattractive at 40 odd idiot.

Seems plausible, especially as she started off as a Lib Dem.