

Mudface
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9 minutes ago, CapeRed said:Serious question how does a trans person give birth without a womb?
The foetus gestates in a box.
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On 26/05/2022 at 00:03, Mook said:Holy fuck...
What was this? And fuck Mark LoBianco, the prissy cunt.
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Travis.
Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was 17?
Possibly, plus the fact you're incredibly boring, shit cunts.
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20 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:I have enough problems on a bloody stepladder.
Tiptoes are a problem these days.
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80 yesterday- https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/jun/18/sir-ringo-starr-among-those-wishing-sir-paul-mccartney-a-happy-80th-birthday
He's always seemed a bit naff to me- I was a teenager in the early '80s- long past his heyday- and this list of 30 of his best post-Beatles songs demonstrates why- https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/jun/16/paul-mccartneys-greatest-post-beatles-songs-ranked. There's a lot of bland stuff in there, and it doesn't even include outright travesties like Ebony and Ivory, Mull of Kintyre or the Frog Chorus. Still, the Get Back sessions showed him in a very good light, such a shame he and Lennon couldn't work together for longer; together they were much greater than the sum of their parts.
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20 minutes ago, johnsusername said:Pregnant sister in law has it now too.
Hope all's OK. Has she been vaccinated?
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9 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:https://www.redbubble.com/shop/tory+womens-clothing
Summer fashion ideas for the ladeez?
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8 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:Yeah, not anymore. Thanks a lot, Jack.
Maybe Musk can MA-T-MGA. Fingers crossed.
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8 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:Pepper needs to cut out the gag shitty flute sections. I like her, but that was funny one time and now it's obnoxious.
Good Lord, I didn't realise that sort of stuff was allowed on Twitter.
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That was fun. Glad I fucked work off early.
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3 minutes ago, johnsusername said:Why don't they just cut down on time wasting?
They're worried about upsetting Everton again.
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9 minutes ago, Strontium said:Ah, that wasn't there when I looked. Still, good to see it's in a prominent position, next to an article about a kid doing a dump in a display bog at B&Q.
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Strangely, the Daily Mail- that bastion of press freedom, a publication seemingly eternally worried about the 'chilling effects' of anything vaguely 'woke'- doesn't have anything about this on their site at the moment.
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Bit good Root, innee? Back averaging over 50 now too.
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1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:Nah, the colour of the sausage is perfect. The colour of the smaller plate isn’t.
It's good to see a sausage that actually looks cooked, I just hope its underside wasn't as bright pink as a lot of the breakfasts in this thread. I'm badly colour blind, but I can generally recognise shite that's going to poison me.
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12 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:Ms Marvel. Awful
That's odd, it sounded such a promising premise too...
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Piss off, you whinging cunt.
( (c) Captain Obvious 2022)
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1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:Right - I’ve got a rat in the green bin. What do I do? My current favoured option is leave the fucker there and let the bin men deal with it.
Shouldn't it be in the brown bin? They might not take it otherwise.
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Who's Sophie Corcoran? Just some alt-right Twitter loudmouth?
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8 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:This might be one transfer window they don't win.
I fear for them, I really do.
They get to keep the cup forever after wining it five times though, don't they?
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2 hours ago, Trumo said:When the straw in a spray bottle is too short to catch the last of the contents, or positioned at an angle that renders the pump ineffective.
Flash spray is a cunt for that, you end up with cramp in your hand, angling the bottle backwards to use it once it's below about a fifth full.
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6 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:Flight at 6am there and about 2 pm coming back.
Same times for me, next Monday from Glasgow. Fingers crossed it's not a complete and utter pain in the arse.
Transgender stuff - what's going on?
in GF - General Forum
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There was a big article in the Guardian some years back about a man's journey through pregnancy and the subsequent birth. I stupidly initially thought it was going to be an incredible advancement in medicine, rather than the boring prosaic story it obviously was.