Mudface

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

When we were in Vegas some toddler got shot by her dad while him and his dad were shooting melons in the back yard. Get the impression it happened quite often.

Is that why she doesn't come on here anymore? 

2 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Just an accident. 
 

Carry on. 

He wasn't armed himself, rookie mistake.

4 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’m in. 

You die in the Matrix, you die in real life. Her angles will fuck you up.

NFTs are 'Non-Fungible Tokens', they're just data stored in a blockchain. The point of them is that they're (supposedly) unique and can be things like pictures, videos, recordings etc. So basically a piece of verified unique digital art. Typically, games publishers are trying to geg in by selling unique assets as DLC such as costumes or guns to dickheads who want their in game characters to stand out.

The metaverse is a wanky bullshit phrase for virtual worlds, the sort of stuff you'd see in science fiction where everyone's connected to a virtual reality realm where they can interact with other people. It's Facebook's new baby, because everyone wants to interact with people like Amy in a more tangible way than just via messages and pictures.

Web 3.0 is an even wankier buzzword used by cunt designers to describe their foggy, lightweight concepts of how they're going to make internet browsing even more shite.

For those with young kids-

7 minutes ago, Anubis said:

That picture reminds me of the bit in Les Miserables where the posh coaches are surrounded by the poor. I bet that’s how Bill imagines it in his head as well, which is why he’s smiling. He’s the star in his own little real-life theatrical production.

Presumably Wind in the Willows, he's a dead ringer for the Toad there.

3 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Blue Bill has told the fans "they've had some good times"

Just not involving their team.

Pure Moyes, that.

Anyone know what Fernandes's first name is?

The Man Utd- west Ham game is atrocious. And this is for a top 4 place too.

Pan's People >> OK Go

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Waddaguy!

 

 

 

"It's just like the Goodison of old", said the commentator at the start of the game. Screaming, booing, yelling, 'aaandball', not a single shot, never mind one on target and a bottle thrown at the Villa players.

Yeah.

5 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

What does he say to them again?

His face!honestly dont get how people dont find the office funny?

Got a mate who just doesnt get it.

It is utterly timeless.

 

Not sure he says anything, apart from the last few seconds here-

It is superb though, I want to watch it again now...

Just now, Arniepie said:

Ha ha ha beat me to it!

Outstanding!

I nearly burst myself when I saw that for the first time, brilliant stuff.

9 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I was drunk in Edinburgh once and got chatting to a local couple in some bar.
 

At the time I was probably mid twenties. The female half of the couple was probably early thirties, from memory she was decent but drink had been taken. Her partner was maybe ten years older.

 

It’s all a bit blurred but I do remember how quickly the conversation escalated from small talk to him asking me if I wanted to come back to theirs and “fuck his wife”.

 

I declined. 

1 hour ago, Em City said:

With the exception of masks, all restrictions, including Covid passes, have been removed in Ireland.

 

It's almost like Covid passes were not a slide into an authoritarian hellscape.

I know, anyone would think they'd introduced them as a response to a deadly worldwide pandemic and not as part of a New World Order coup.

9 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

I’ve noticed that the shelf life on a lot of the fruit and veg I get is a lot shorter than it used to be as well. 

Yeah, same with some of the meat. Complete shitshow.

35 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

 

Herpes-riddled cocks on fire over the shoulder of Brian. I watched Vaseline glisten in the dark on Stan's house mate. All those moments will be lost in time. Like beers down the drain.

17 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Update on the bonfire of red tape...

 

 

 

That's just ridiculous. What an absolute basket case of a country we've become. No wonder my weekly shop's up around 20% over the last year.

2 hours ago, Boss said:

 

 

The drunk one is amazing.

Just now, littletedwest said:

Fit as a fiddle there

To be fair, they always look a bit rough when they're about to shed their skin.

19 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I don't give a fuck about Boris, the bigger issue is the Tory Party full stop.  I saw Kwasi Kwarteng on GMB this morning and he appalls me as much as Boris, as does Schapps, as does Raab, as does Dorries, as does Truss, etc.  

And then, fuck me when was the last time you saw the chancellor?  Seriously, it's probably been three months. 

All of them need to be ejected, it's fucking embarrassing. 

I guess the hope is that if Johnson goes, the who gang of spivs and incompetent, occasionally previously-sacked chancers he's surrounded himself with will be cleared out too. It'll still be a bunch of cunts in the cabinet, but hopefully not as utterly malignant as this lot.

7 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

I wonder what would have happened if you got caught having a party during lockdown and your excuse was 'I didnt know it was against the rules?

About the same as for anything else- ignorance is no defence.

23 minutes ago, rb14 said:

And I'm sorry for breaking the rules of the OP "YouTube CLIP of the day", today is my YouTube CLIPS of the day. 

 

One of my favourite YouTubers is JS Magic. You can watch absolutely ANY of his, but here's one he posted yesterday - and that's my out. It's a YouTube clip of the day before...

 

 

Love it. I'll have to catch some of his others if they're as good.