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Everything posted by Mudface

  1. What series is IMF from? Edit: Oh, Mission Impossible , it seems. Fuck knows then.
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    Another US Shooting

    21 dead now, fuck's sake. Apparently this guy's father was shot dead in Beirut and he's a long standing advocate for gun control- Inevitable-
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Ten thousand... Although that depends on whether or not the Transfer Window trophy finally gets recognised.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Well that's bullshit. Everton won the 'Redshite didn't win the League' Cup barely 48 hours ago and they're still hopeful of the 'Redshite didn't win the European Cup' Cup in a few days' time.
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    Boris Johnson

    Sadly, there's plenty of other cunts around to carry on.
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    Boris Johnson

    After a couple of weeks of non-stop front pages with Starmer swigging a beer, the Mail seems remarkably eager to ignore what everyone else is reporting on-
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    Boris Johnson

    Fuck, does it make you shit yourself too?
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    Mmm. Keep talking.
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    The Space Thread

    They should just switch it off and on again.
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    You should be getting rid of bananas and any other soft fruit so the monkeys and their zombie slave pox army don't seek you out.
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    Hmm, I tend to have most of the general symptoms at any given time. I'd best keep away from monkeys, gays and young people.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    What the fuck? They might be able to get away with the various misbehaviours as isolated incidents by knobheads- even though there were quite a lot of them- but the team itself is absolute AIDS. Absolutely dreadful football coupled with cheating, diving and endless timewasting. They're a snide Wimbledon with very fickle fans.
  14. Haha, I'm the same after cracking my head on an open door a few years back. Very painful, although it did inspire me to clean up the streets of the skunk pussies and cooze hounds.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    The Great Escape, a new limited series.
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    Divock Origi

    Oh well, it was beautiful while it lasted. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/may/19/divock-origi-agrees-to-join-milan-when-liverpool-contract-expires-this-summer
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    Imagine the size of his balls.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    Looks like this initiative brought instant results-