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    Funniest TV Scene Tournament - Group M

    I nominated Rok TV, it's just a perfect parody of early '90s music TV.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    It was really pathetic at times. Hearing McDonnell taking it to the Tories after Corbyn was elected leader was electrifying in comparison. I remember thinking, 'you can't say that...', then wondering why on earth not, he's suggesting running the economy for the benefit of everyone, not the tax-dodgers, non-doms and foreign criminal scum the Tories are interested in.
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    Happy Birthday Clem H Fandango

    Happy birthday, hope you had a good 'un.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    Liam Byrne- https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/may/09/liam-byrne-apology-letter-there-is-no-money-labour-general-election To be fair, the Tories had spent the previous two years trying to make out that public spending had caused the problem, despite them calling for increased spending before the credit crunch. The note didn't exactly help, but Labour's timid response and meek acceptance of the Tory/ Lib Dems austerity cuts were far worse. The narrative was allowed to drift from 'should we cut?' to 'what should we cut?'. Still, we got 5p plastic bags, so it wasn't all bad.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    James Wan- yes, he is. Quite a resume, especially with turning low-ish budgets films into massive successes- https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1490123/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0#director
  6. Aw, shit. Well happy birthday for yesterday anyway, hope you had a good time. 'Because they're cunts' seems to answer both of those questions.
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    Happy Birthday Evelyn Tentions

    Happy birthday, keep on keeping the forum straight with birds' names.
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    Scottish Independence, yay or nay?

    Him and his fucking Queen Elizabeth plates and Princess Di pillow covers.
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    Scottish Independence, yay or nay?

    Get fucked you English cunt.
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    Not boozing

    I went just over 100 from the start of the year as I felt so toxic after Christmas. Felt good, but I did hit it hard towards the end of the season with all the crunch games and finals. I can take it or leave it, but tend to binge, which I really need to stop.
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    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    There was a big article in the Guardian some years back about a man's journey through pregnancy and the subsequent birth. I stupidly initially thought it was going to be an incredible advancement in medicine, rather than the boring prosaic story it obviously was.
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    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    The foetus gestates in a box.
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    Led Zeppelin Thread

    What was this? And fuck Mark LoBianco, the prissy cunt.
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    Beige bands and artistes

    Travis. Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was 17? Possibly, plus the fact you're incredibly boring, shit cunts.
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    Health and safety lunacy

    Tiptoes are a problem these days.
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    Paul McCartney. Is he a tit?

    80 yesterday- https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/jun/18/sir-ringo-starr-among-those-wishing-sir-paul-mccartney-a-happy-80th-birthday He's always seemed a bit naff to me- I was a teenager in the early '80s- long past his heyday- and this list of 30 of his best post-Beatles songs demonstrates why- https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/jun/16/paul-mccartneys-greatest-post-beatles-songs-ranked. There's a lot of bland stuff in there, and it doesn't even include outright travesties like Ebony and Ivory, Mull of Kintyre or the Frog Chorus. Still, the Get Back sessions showed him in a very good light, such a shame he and Lennon couldn't work together for longer; together they were much greater than the sum of their parts.
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    Hope all's OK. Has she been vaccinated?
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    https://www.redbubble.com/shop/tory+womens-clothing Summer fashion ideas for the ladeez?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Maybe Musk can MA-T-MGA. Fingers crossed.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Good Lord, I didn't realise that sort of stuff was allowed on Twitter.
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    The shitness of modern football

    They're worried about upsetting Everton again.
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    Carole Cadwalladr

    Ah, that wasn't there when I looked. Still, good to see it's in a prominent position, next to an article about a kid doing a dump in a display bog at B&Q.
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    Carole Cadwalladr

    Strangely, the Daily Mail- that bastion of press freedom, a publication seemingly eternally worried about the 'chilling effects' of anything vaguely 'woke'- doesn't have anything about this on their site at the moment.