Mudface

What the fuck is a 'starboy'?

From https://www.givemesport.com/when-did-every-premier-league-club-last-win-a-major-trophy/ You can throw in Portsmouth, Wigan, Leicester (league, league cup- twice- and FA cup), Swansea and Middlesborough to teams that have won something since 1995. When Every Premier League Club Last Won A Major Trophy Club Last Trophy Date Trophy drought (days) Brentford Never won a trophy N/A N/A Brighton Never won a trophy N/A N/A Crystal Palace Never won a trophy N/A N/A Fulham Never won a trophy N/A N/A Bournemouth Never won a trophy N/A N/A Sheffield United FA Cup 25 April 1925 36,106 Newcastle FA Cup 7 May 1955 25,137 Burnley Division One 2 May 1960 23,315 Wolves League Cup 15 March 1980 16,058 Luton Town League Cup 24 April 1988 13,096 Nottingham Forest League Cup 29 April 1990 12,361 Everton FA Cup 20 May 1995 10,514 Aston Villa League Cup 24 March 1996 10,205 Tottenham League Cup 24 February 2008 5,851 Arsenal FA Cup 1 August 2020 1,309 Chelsea Champions League 29 May 2021 1,008 Manchester United League Cup 26 February 2023 370 West Ham Europa Conference League 7 June 2023 269 Manchester City Champions League 10 June 2023 266 Liverpool League Cup 25 February 2024 6 Correct as of March 2, 2024.

Fantastic- https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/mar/12/champions-league-draw-to-be-made-by-computer-due-to-complex-new-format

William spotted on CCTV.

Dogs playing chess and complaining about losing bets sounds ace though.

Had pretty much the same opinion as @AngryOfTuebrook above and had completely forgotten about them, but caught Up The Bracket on the radio recently and vanished down the (rather short) rabbit hole. There's some good stuff, even on the second album which pretty much killed them in my eyes- along with Docherty's nonsense. New album out soon, and the last one was pretty decent really.

It's a new nanny state health initiative to keep the tubsters out.

Throw in and, slightly odd one, goal kick too. So any restart because of the ball being out of play.

You can't be offside from a corner though, that's why the decision went against us in the league cup. Bullshit obviously, but that's the reason.

Good to see her getting a pasting at least.

Wales seems to be uniquely stupid, even amongst regional Brexit votes. Thank fuck they're all distracted by having to drive at 20 mph in some areas where they could go faster.

If you ever get over the food poisoning, then try to remember the doctor's advice, 'cook the fucking bacon rather than grandstanding about the beans'. Not sure if you've ever had bacon before, but it's really nice when it's crispy.

Oof. She could set fire to me while a 50 foot high projection of her face screams laughter and I wouldn't mind a bit.

I'm sure this happened at some point to half the people who're now in the Main Stand. It's the only explanation...

I dad the same as an internal monologue (again). Plumped for Inglorious Basterds as I haven't seen it for ages. Very pleased with myself.

"What would Everton do?" Whatever it is, do the fucking opposite.

Wow, cracking ending.

She'll catch her death going about like that, silly girl.

They're so close too.

Thank fuck, else I'd have to say to her, 'NO, Sydney. Your eyelids are too droopy for me to consider getting a tit wank and cumming up your arse. Now piss off, my favourite Colombian camgirls are on soon.'

Yeah, midday on the 15th- https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/europa-league-quarter-final-draw-28775471

I love it, the way it sucks you in to believing all this weird shit is absolutely normal is superb. Inception pulls off the same trick. Bowie is good as Tesla too.

Be great to see all the other English clubs out at this stage. Nothing worse than an all-English tie in a European competition.