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  1. Mudface

    Tory Cabinet Thread

    Hmm, thought this shower of shite would have thought work would set us free.
  2. That 'probably' in your first sentence makes me weep for humanity. And they do a rewards programme too, the 'crazy' fuckers.
  3. Mudface

    Tory Cabinet Thread

    But he's so genuine.
  4. Mudface

    Tory Cabinet Thread

    That's Brexit Hardman Steve Baker to you cucks. Found it-
  5. Mudface

    Tory Cabinet Thread

    This is just mental, utter chaos. It has to be these cunts' 'Winter of Discontent'/ 'Black Wednesday' moment. They should be out of power for a generation after this ridiculous farce.
  6. Mudface

    Tory Cabinet Thread

    This is just ridiculous- Can you imagine if this was happening under a Labour government? We'd be hearing about the chaos, corruption and incompetence for generations. And still the bag of piss is refusing to go.
  7. Mudface

    Boris Johnson

    Bryant putting the boot in-
  8. Mudface

    Boris Johnson

  9. Sauce- keep it in the fridge, it doesn't have preservatives in it these days, so it'll go off if you don't. If you don't want it it be cold, squeeze some out on a spare plate while you're cooking and use that, it'll be room temperature by the time you've finished. Eggs- https://www.businessinsider.com/why-europeans-dont-refrigerate-eggs-2014-12?r=US&IR=T i.e. stick them in the fridge if you want to.
  10. Mudface

    The world of a woman.

    That buzzing noise?
  11. American thing, and their horrible food standards. I've tried explaining it to fuck knows how many people- if the supermarket isn't keeping eggs in a fridge, you don't have to either. Just doesn't seem to get through.
  12. Mudface

    Boris Johnson

    And Happy 400th Post putting up with Gnasher's incredible stupidity. Not sure if there's a relay on between @Numero Veinticincoand @AngryOfTuebrook to see who can last the longest without going insane explaining things to a particularly stupid child- but as my immensely valuable 40th present, I strongly recommend putting the thick cunt on ignore and just getting on with your life.
  13. Mudface

    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    It was if a couple of hundred voices cried out, then were suddenly silenced. For about 10 seconds before the bullshit started up again.
  14. Cold sauce, not full of teeming bacteria because some dickhead put it in a warm cupboard instead of the fridge is even better.
  15. If only there was some way of warming some of it up before you eat it and not letting the rest of the bottle go rancid.
  16. I thought it was on top of a fridge, but now I'm too scared to check in case it is actually "Crisps- in a Fridge!" It's the same sort of feeling you used to get when you'd be tricked into clicking on GoatSe or the Pain Series. Or Prolapse Party.
  17. Mudface

    Tory Cabinet Thread

    No, her IQ really is that low.
  18. Mudface

    Tory Cabinet Thread

    After losing his wife and twin children, Nutsy will have his revenge if it's the last thing he does.
  19. Mudface

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    Oh well, it only cost a week and a bit's worth of the money the Brexit dividend will be giving back to the NHS. Any. Time. Soon. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/jul/05/portsmouth-border-control-post-eu-imports-brexit
  20. The autopsy will need the details as contributory factors though.