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Mudface

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  1. Dickheads who drive six inches behind you in the 20 mph zone, get juiced up at the 30 mph signs and close to within 2 inches of you, then are vanishing dots in your mirror when you get to the 40/ 60 mph bits. A special place in Hell is reserved for the cunts who put their headlights on full beam when they do the above. Not sure if this is the right thread, is there a 'rightful executions' one?
  2. Alma's Not Normal- 9/10. Fucking fantastic series. Hilarious, heart-rending and politically devastating both to the Tory- Lib Dem cuts and the heavy-handedness of socialised, tick box care. Loved it. But, fuck. The only ways out of her life aren't something that should ever be anyone should ever be forced into. That they are is fucking appalling.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    I thought I'd join in with the Christmas spirit and watch a heart warming film to get me in the mood. I Spit on Your Grave (2010)- 5.5/10. Gruesome and awful during the hard-to-watch psychological torture and gang rape scenes, than cathartic during the revenge killings. An effectively done thriller, although the former victim appears to have been reborn as some sort of superwoman who can survive in the swampy wilderness for weeks without money, food or clothes and concoct a revenge plan.
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    Christmas 2021

    Have a great one, everyone. We're all set up ready for tomorrow, can't wait. Just hope I don't get this shit again-
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    Christmas 2021

    WTF? MTV playing music??
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    Yeah, this agenda-setting hagiography is pretty nauseating too. Thatcher was a cunt, but she was also a serious politician, about as far removed from this shallow, lightweight, vacuous, would-be Iron Lady successor as you can imagine.
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    Christ. They're really bigging up this dense waste of skin-
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    Let them eat cake

    Does the shop have a website? Just wondering if we can link it to an OnlyFans account.
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    Let them eat cake

    Just tell her a forum full of discerning gentlemen are well into MILFs and you need a pic, preferably in lingerie, to keep up your internet rep. Sure that'll work.
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    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    But a carpenter on £35K is now getting £45K, so that evens it all out.
  11. Yeah but a few farmworkers and brickies got a 4% pay rise, so it's all good.
  12. Dunno, but is this the thing you mean? https://27bslash6.com/overdue.html
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    Christmas 2021

    Not sure where to put this, but it's very sweet so it can go in here- https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/dec/24/hoopla-online-as-us-teachers-basketball-long-shot-goes-viral
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    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    Grim. Such a pointless act of national self harm, I still can't believe this country did it, even with this gang of crooks in charge.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Haha, that's exactly what I was thinking- if the situations were reversed and a Red had brought up some obscure event from our own history then you can guarantee the average obsessed Bitter would know chapter and verse about it.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    From the sounds of it, he's referring to Everton there.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    What's this fog thing now?
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    Alternative 'rona thread

    Eh? That's even more retarded than the usual shite.
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    Alternative 'rona thread

    The bellends went to the wrong house- https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/dec/23/anti-vaccine-protesters-alan-shearer-booster-jab-wrong-address Everton, that.
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    Strange Dreams

    Don't do this if you're of a nervous disposition...
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    Strange Dreams

    Anyone have 'nested' dreams, where you're dreaming within a dream? I don't have them often, but had a really vivid one on Tuesday night. The main one was our house being burgled, with some surreal stuff going on where I was sort of playing detective and then going to look for revenge. I then 'woke up' within the dream and dreamt I went downstairs and told my wife about the main dream. Not quite Inception, but I love it when I dream like that- I've had 3 or 4 levels before where I keep 'waking up' within stacked dreams.
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    Leeds game off

    But it's supposed to be a special day, not your average run-of-the-mill-watching-18-hours-of-porn day.
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    Coronavirus

    Wake up sheeple.
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    Coronavirus

    This is the one I was thinking of- https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/nov/11/injecting-poison-will-never-make-you-healthy-how-the-wellness-industry-turned-its-back-on-covid-science There's also this- https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/oct/17/eva-wiseman-conspirituality-the-dark-side-of-wellness-how-it-all-got-so-toxic
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