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Everything posted by Mudface

  1. Hate them, you'd need a degree in engineering to get ours to work over wifi. Thank god for generic ink cartridges though, the price gouging twats.
  2. Good Christ. Even if you hate beans, at least they'd mask the taste of the rest of the shite they've thrown in there. Edit- I like that they've run a blow torch over the raw sausage at the top there, it's the little things that make all the difference.
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    The Twitter

    What time was this? Asking for a friend.
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    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    I just thank the fates every day that 52% of us decided to make things a lot more difficult for everyone else for no good reason.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Interspersed every 5 minutes with angry men shouting, 'where's the Arteta money, Bill?!' while he grins like Thomas Mueller and opens his wallet.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Moyesy's Giants.
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    How old are you shitbirds?

    55, so well on the downhill slide.
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    Fucking tooth ache

    Get some Omeprazole as well to help with that, the chemist should be able to advise an over the counter version.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    And I roundhouse kicked him back into his van and gave him the wrong directions for his next delivery.
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    The shitness of modern football

    Hahaha. That sounds like something from Black Mirror or one of the old Onion tech videos. Presumably the biggest 'insight' they'll get is that fans rather like their team to score goals and win, so the team should do more of that. Unless they're thinking of flogging pacemakers and heart medication to people with weird data patterns.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    No idea why he's quoting stuff from the Super Bowl- if 72 seats generated $1.8 million in revenue, that's a little over £20K each for a single game. Even the daftest corporates won't be paying a fraction of that. Still, I suppose it sounds good- until they hike all the ticket prices up, do away with letting adults in on kids' season tickets and end up with under 25000 fans at most games.
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    Strike Action

    That's the thing that gets me- I want people operating hundreds of tons of machinery carrying hundreds of passengers to be well paid, well trained and not run into the ground.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    What a miserable twat.
  14. Bit of a weird week at work, but 'good ol' Marty' in HR was a massive help. Keep thinking there's something on my mind though.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Might be related to this- https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jul/25/fans-bans-pitch-invasions-and-pyrotechnics-in-football-crackdown-drug-use-premier-league-efl
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    TLW History Thread

    Being pegged by Tony's Ma.
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    TLW History Thread

    It's Tony's Ma, isn't it?