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  1. Mudface

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    Its, not it's. And it's 'independence '. Declaration is null and void.
  2. Artificial sweeteners no good? I've never really taken sugar in my tea, but my missus used to have a couple of spoons per cup, and she found it quite easy to switch to a sweetener. Mind you, her tea's rank...
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    What Constitutes Your Perfect Roast Dinner

    There's some sick stuff on this forum, but the first couple of pages are truly stomach-churning. Cauliflower cheese with a roast, skin on roast potatoes. I'm surprised the servers weren't confiscated and Usher imprisoned for providing an avenue for such filth. My son came in the room as I was staring wide-eyed and shocked- I had to quickly switch to Prolapse Party to avoid him seeing the much.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    True, the Mail have historically been kind to the Labour party and its leaders.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    They've been steadily ramping up the Corbyn scare stories recently. Maybe an election is closer than it looks-
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    Are Choco Leibniz overrated?

    'Become'? I've been thrashing myself silly since it started.
  7. Depends what you want to do. The whole point of the Atkins and other low carb diets is to reduce your sugar/ carb intake to a minimum so your body burns fat for fuel. If you're disciplined enough, they can be very effective and certainly doable, but only in the sort term- maybe a year or two at best. The huge problem is what you do when you inevitably get bored/ reach your goal. As soon as you start 're-introducing' carbs and sugar back into your diet, you're going to face far worse maintenance problems than you originally did- there's no reward in terms of shedding weight. Not eating like a cunt, exercising as much as you can and above all, being sensible is the target. Completely eliminating sugars isn't part of that.
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    More fucking omens

    I didn't know my wife in 1977. I still don't.
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    Are Choco Leibniz overrated?

    Personally, I tuck mine into jodhpurs, so yeah, dark chocolate is for cunts.
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    Walker's and Pringles and Doritos. Oh my.
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    Whistleblower exposes MMR Autism link

    Ah, didn't realise he'd written another book. Cheers, that's my holiday reading sorted...
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    Have a rant thread

    The M6 is a cunt. Everyone who drives on it is a cunt, without exception. Including me- I'm not generally a cunt, certainly not when I'm driving, but a couple of hours on the M6 would see Gandhi raping disabled kittens. The service stations are cunts too, special cunt marks to the cunt who spent five minutes holding up the queue so he could choose a vape oil- 'I'll go for a 12 mig Menthol'. Cunt. The only redeeming part of the M6 is that eventually most of the cunts disappear by Gretna and it's relatively pleasant for an hour or two through the Borders, although by then it is the M74 really, so it probably doesn't count, plus it gets steadily cuntier the closer you get to Glasgow anyway. Cunts of the day- toss up between the 4x4 cunts who decide to visit the Lakes because the weather's been reasonable for 10 minutes. I hope they fuck up their expensive bikes they have strapped all over their cunt cars. Or, the cunt who drove approximately 3 nanometers behind me until I could move over to the inside lane (I didn't really fancy crashing into the half dozen lorries I was passing), only to then sit there on my shoulder creeping past me like a fucking glacier until I caught up with another lorry and had to put the brakes on because naturally he wouldn't move over to the outside lane despite there being nothing there. The middle lane driving cunt.
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    Whistleblower exposes MMR Autism link

    Bad Science? https://www.badscience.net
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Zirconium in the shit, more like.
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    Whistleblower exposes MMR Autism link

    Not sure, 'woke' to me are the ultra PC , identity politics obsessed crowd. Anti-vaxers are the 'spiritual ' conspiracy theorists, they'd have been called hippies in the '70s. Maybe there's a crossover between the two sets, giving dickheads squared.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    Dumbo 3/10. Absolutely none of the heart, humour, invention or emotion of the original. Or any of Burton's films from the '80s and '90s. Shite.
  17. My dog's just thrown up his spleen.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    It's utterly dreadful. My poor Mum got two copies of it as a present one Christmas when we were down at hers. We all lasted about 5 minutes too.
  19. Fair enough, but if he hadn't messed up so often, Karius wouldn't have got (another) chance.
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    Salma Hayek vs Sofia Vergara

    Good Lord. If I wore a monocle it would have fallen out.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    Mountain climbing with no ropes-