Mudface

Brutal. Imagine if Marr, Kuntsberg or Peston did this?

Shit.

Down to the lake I fear.

Here's all the hundred- padded out with pace goals obviously, but still some sensational stuff-

It did make me laugh when Keown said they should be playing more long balls- they did nothing but.

Shit. Really sorry to hear that. Take care.

So disastrous, there'll be 40,000 at the rugby tomorrow. My brother was saying they also had referenda on legalising cannabis and euthanasia, so presumably you can now check out laughing. Christ, I wish we lived in a modern country and weren't governed by these throwback fuckwits.

If you're paying £66 a month for Sky Sports, you're doing something wrong, and I think BT is £20/ month if taken without BT broadband. No one in practice is ever going to buy all the PPV games, not least because some of them will be on at the same time. It's a complete rip-off of course, but that's exaggerated.

Sometimes I wish I was using a VPN.

Remember when keeping the UK's triple A rating was the most important thing EVA? Then Osborne's disastrous austerity policies made us lose it, and suddenly, apparently it didn't really matter.

You mean one of Trump's favourite artists didn't get through? Shows good taste, i'd say.

Free Alex Texeira.

Yes.

I still don't get why- disaster capitalist cunts like Rees-Mogg sure, but for the average person there is just no upside whatsoever.

It depends what happens, I guess. If they throw up 3 story houses at the bottom of your garden, your view of the estuary goes and the traffic outside your house increases threefold, then the reasons why you bought the house in the first place rapidly vanish. Neither of those happened to us, by the way, the people it happened to had the massive show houses at the other end of the estate- our part was already fully developed. It also doesn't help when the developer promises to leave a certain amount of green space, then decides to count the area of the grass verges on the pavement in the total...

Beam me up, Scottie.

It's symbolic.

Go on then, as long as you throw in a programme and a pint.

Serco are supplying the portaloos- £1.95 a shot/ shit, you need the exact change and the council will have to empty them.

Anyone got any spares for tomorrow?

He had a good career at Real Madrid after though.

You can pretty much guarantee that the EU will have spent at least the last 12 months or so preparing contingency plans for this. We obviously will have done absolutely fuck all.

A lot of tautology there.

To be fair, the infrastructure generally isn't there for the initial build phase, never mind additional housing. We moved to a new build in East Yorkshire in 2003, and it was comfortable for a couple of years- they then completed two more stages and within 18 months it was taking 15-20 minutes just to get out of the estate (naturally there was only one entrance in and out, leading directly onto a roundabout to the A63/ M62), GP appointment lead times increased from a week or so to over a month and the local supermarket has to rearrange its shelves 3 times and expand into a warehouse it got that busy.

Well Lancashire must have been given one as they're still open there.