Mudface

"Which Lib Dem with big tits holds the world record for murdering squirrels" would stump her. Probably.

Hang on, I thought Hogwarts was closed these days?

It's almost as though taking decisive action as soon as you can works out better. Surprising, you'd have thought dithering and worrying how telling people to wear fucking masks would be received by selfish cunts would play out better,

Haha, got it. The whole thing has been a seriously sharp case of Occam's Razor. Cases, hospitalisations and deaths started dropping after the lockdown started because transmission was reduced, not because everyone had either had it or these magical T-cells sprung into action. Cases, hospitalisations and deaths started rising after the lockdown ended because transmission increased, not because of the test suddenly detecting colds or increased testing or whatever bullshit reach Toby Young's blog just came up with. Sometimes those correlation/ causation graphs are right and not just a funny coincidence. Usually it's when things are tightly coupled and fucking obvious, like people not spreading a disease and all the indicators for that disease reducing. It's been brilliant for the grifters and conspiracy theorists though- there's 4-6 weeks between something being actioned and then seeing the results of it. Inevitably, the next couple of scenarios will happen- cases, hospitalisations and deaths will continue to rise post the new lockdown and there'll be a pile on saying it doesn't work. When it finally does kick in (and to be honest with schools still open, that's going to take some time), we'll be back to the previous nonsense about it having infected everyone already, numbers were going down even before the lockdown, T-cells, numbers were faked, tests weren't accurate etc. The government will relax things for Christmas and we'll start all over again. @Sugar Ape outlined it perfectly before.

Fuck, I've got lost in the bullshit on this thread- where did 'event horizon' come from again?

It's colds and accidents. As my- fortunately- ex-line manager said, everyone's already had it, and if you test positive after dying in a parachute-not-opening-incident, they'll put you down as a Covid victim. She didn't have statistics to hand about how many people this would have happened to, but it seems far more plausible than your T-cells not protecting you.

It makes sense though- get in there and hoard before the hoarders get hoarding. There won't be a problem then.

Make her eat the bath salts.

His mastery of accents concealed his Scottishness.

Yeah, but it was stupid, naive political opportunism then, and profoundly unpatriotic. Following new, unprecedented information they couldn't possibly have foreseen, it now makes perfect sense.

Well they are a fresh start up under the names 'Carlie Simmons' and 'Derek Goings', they'll need time to ramp up production.

Bet she doesn't even sweat much for a fat lass.

Fuck's sake.

OMG, I didn't realise. 2020 just keeps on giving.

I'm surprised he's not Tweeting it late on at night, or putting it behind a newspaper paywall.

Fuck me, that Catcher cunt is absolutely mental.

She's wrong, it'll be a lot longer than a month...

UNPRECEDENTED. Well, apart from all the precedents we've had since March.

Looking at IMDB, the fourth series is out at the end of the year. Going off the ratings, it looks like the second series was much better. I'd give it another whirl, but I've got too much else to watch right now.

He's probably safe until they really need a scapegoat.

Come to something when the Mail is the paper of record. Here's the article- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8898907/Dossier-reveals-ministers-UNDERBOUGHT-threw-6-75billion-protective-clothing.html?ito=native_share_article-masthead

As long as he doesn't the ability to manipulate milk, that cunt was deadly.

Well set out, not sure about this though-