Mudface

Or ramped up when Labour haven't solved all the problems within the first 12-18 minutes.

You mean Igor, surely. Not that traitor Alonso, though. It's amazing how video from 20 years ago was filmed using a potato.

Kate Garraway is just so false.

Those people taking pictures were annoying, they were blocking the view of the video camera. And Vicky Sparks should take note, that's how you do a commentary.

Bullshit. We were nowhere near the centre circle.

Those same cunts usually have a 'You don't have to be mad to work here...' mug and say things like 'no, I'm half left' when you ask them if they're alright.

We seem to have Evil Edna in Scotland-

Aye- you can legitimately say a Jennifer Connolly lesbian anal scene with a double ended dildo didn't turn you on and you wouldn't 't be lying.

That montage near the end gave me goose pimples and made my jaw drop.

I dreamed about Pallida Mors a couple of times *shudder* Some more evil birds- Hattie Dorsett (Sybil's extremely disturbed mother in the 1976 TV films) Mademoiselle in Martyrs The Wicked Witch of the West Ms Trunchbull in Matilda O-Ren Ishii and Gogo Yubari in Kill Bill Annie Wilkes in Misery Pazuzu in the Exorcist (nominally female) Carrie's mum Melisandre in Game of Thrones Drusilla in Buffy and Angel

I've been saving up bottle caps for years just in case. I'm planning on being a moneylender following the Apocalypse, swingeing rates of interest all enforced by my gang of mutants.

Full, and completely pointless article here- https://archive.is/mHBdg I half expected a Private Eye style note about three quarters of the way through asking if he'd met the word count yet.

This putting the line ups in shirt number order needs to fucking stop. It's not even consistent as the goalie is still listed first.

At least no one will ever get ripped off by use We Buy Any Car ever again.

Fuck me, nonces just out of jail get better scran than that from their victims.

Bet he's laughing behind Total Longo's back and telling all his other mates what a mug he's made of him.

I went on holiday to Spain a few days later and lost quite a bit of money due to not buying Euros earlier and the pound plummeting. The expat driver who picked us up was absolutely furious as he knew his right to work there was in danger. One of the most spectacularly moronic things a country has ever done, and it just keeps on getting worse.

Not sure it's getting much traction, it feels a lot like that 'beergate' bollocks they tried to pin on Starmer. The Mail whipped themselves into a frenzy, but no one else gave a shit and it was quickly forgotten once the police had wasted time looking at it and dismissing it.

My nephew thought it was, 'she's got electric boobs, a bowl of soup' in Benny and the Jets. Which is probably better than Bernie's original lyrics to be fair.

DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. The mantra of morons.

Scissoring Ivanka.

A few suspensions wouldn't go amiss.

Yes! They often break in two. The nicotine lozenges I'm addicted to are the same, I have to break the foil with a nail to get at the lovely little things.

Seems plausible, especially as she started off as a Lib Dem.

I think he might have died actually, show some respect.