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Mudface

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  1. My nephew thought it was, 'she's got electric boobs, a bowl of soup' in Benny and the Jets. Which is probably better than Bernie's original lyrics to be fair.
  2. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. The mantra of morons.
  3. Yes! They often break in two. The nicotine lozenges I'm addicted to are the same, I have to break the foil with a nail to get at the lovely little things.
  4. Seems plausible, especially as she started off as a Lib Dem.
  5. If she wants to do the same, I'm available for filming it every day at any time. Apart from squash 7-8 pm every other Thursday without at least 72 hours notice.
  6. Looks like me after the fifth wank about things I really shouldn't on XHamster.
  7. Thank Christ, last thing us hard working volk need is these parasites not dying of cold.
  8. It's a shame because other drunken slags with hands growing out their arses could be inspired to be mad cunts too.
  9. So she's got a hand growing out her arse? Working class girl made good.
  10. The later games were generally worse, aside from New Vegas which was a bugfest when it came out, but at least had a decent plot.
  11. A Mail special, with most of the article in a rambling, poorly constructed headline.
  12. Sausages on here veer wildly between under cooked worm factories to coal with nothing in between. I suppose at least here you're unlikely to get poisoned and the charcoal will help you digest the rest of the shite on that plate.
  13. Yesterday's comments soon after the Sidney mass stabbings were mostly thinly veiled and overt Islamophobia, now the killer's been identified they've mainly pivoted to 'do-gooders' being to blame as apparently you can't lock of mentally ill people any more or something. There are always a few hold outs though- Utterly wretched rag.
  14. Got looked over for a couple of parts, realised the nepotism was no longer working and decided to go grifting instead, pretending no one would hire him because they were too woke.
  15. Plus the prosecution were absolutely hopeless.
  16. 30 minutes even. Didn't even know he'd done this, it's just reletentless- great stuff.
  17. I got 934 votes in mine after a bruising campaign for Labour, where I did absolutely fuck all. Three Tories got in that year, they're down to 1 now the complacent pricks.
  18. Sure I read it would only apply to next season. So after last season's deduction not being applied until this season, yet again it looks like they'll get away with their cheating.
  19. It's horrible that story, in the best sort of ways. I haven't seen it, but the film adaptation is supposed to be pretty good too.
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