Wezza

Buffon for me - I mean he’s signed for another year, he’s only just younger than me and I can barely operate as a functioning human let alone play professional football. Oh and he is quite good.

You’ve missed off Zidane

4-3 Brighton

Another in a long line of Ev managers that strangely went on to do better things.

If (if) we win our last three we will get top four

Finishing fourth, say on goal difference would be glorious.

Luke Shaw “hands up , my mistake”

Why didn’t Shaw (or Casemiro) get second yellows?

Mac Allister speaks good English. Thought he had a good game. The end.

It’s the one I’ve been waiting for all season

I’ve sent that Guardian article to my Compliance team at work so they don’t need to rewrite this years Anti Money Laundry training just use that.

Chelsea are a disgrace

Leeds should get Allardyce in for the last few games in the final twist that keeps Leeds up at the Ev’s expense thus adding to the fume.

I’d probably send him out on loan next season

Re: Konate, the big man just needs a run of continuous games. Too many niggles/injuries. A settled defence makes a huge difference. And Elliott, I think he will be fine long term but not in that position and if Trent continues with this new role (whatever it is!) then it’s imperative the man in front of him knows when to drop in and I don’t think Elliott has that in his game yet.

All those extra people for the Anfield tour and club shop!

Time for this one to get another airing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C8AwTxPE3U

You say that, but of course they will so they cheer on whoever we are playing.

Bit confused by the going down chant as I thought all other teams liked them, unless of course they were singing it to themselves

I’m sure Darwin will evolve

Gordon to score the winner tomorrow night just for japes.

It’s got Valencia written all over it

They (allegedly) apply the same logic to their accounts.