Mark M

Guardians of the Galaxy. 8.5 / 10 Just watched it last night wasn't expecting much. But really enjoyed it. Some of the dialog had me in cracking up laughing.

also seems to the problem with markovic as well and he cost 20mil. Madness. I think Lallana has been good when he's played for us and with a run of games will be a very good signing. It does look though that rodgers doesn't know where to play him.

id be pretty happy to see him out for a few weeks while we try and get our form back.

its some club Chelsea for the list of tossers.

My little fellas name is luke. "Luke I am your father" in my best darth vader voice. I'm the only one at home that gets a chuckle out of it though.

yep

Your not wrong to be honest. Its still early days but fuck me I can't remember seeing a CB as bad at heading a ball as this guy. Pretty much every match he's managed to mis-time a header completely when the ball is traveling about 40-50 yards. His positional sense is as bad as balotelli. And he feels that he has to dive into challenges all the time. I wouldn't have an issue about him diving into tackles if he was winning the ball but he seems to have a pretty high percentage of tackles where he gets nothing ball or man.

When having a poker night with a few lads the quotes from snatch start coming out a lot. Love the losing George one. Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: You'll have to say that again, I don't think I heard you? Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: Well where'd ya lose him? He's ain't a set of car keys, is he? It's not as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous, now is it?

Unfortunately we got riddled with bullets from signing Balotelli.

dont get me wrong I think he's garbage. But he gets the odd goal and assist and works hard so compared to that lazy twat we have he looks like messi.

Welbeck with another assist. I remember a lot of people laughing at arsenal signing him when we got Balotelli thinking we got the better deal. Fuck me we got screwed so badly.

Lallana has played well overall for us. The issue we have is not lallana playing the odd match it's playing Johnson, Lovern and Balotelli on a regular basis and expecting improvements.

The only times he's been in the paper since he's joined us is for his off the field shite. Which I've actually no interest in what he does or doesn't do and if it's true or not. But it just sums up he can't make the back page of the paper for being you know good at scoring or assisting in goals for us. I really really can't wait till we fuck him off and he's someone else problem.

This. I'm sick of hearing excuses that he's not performing because of no one up front with him. the most clueless looking striker I've ever seen. Even carroll had moments of doing something this clown is stealing a wage.

I wonder what team will take balotelli off us?

It's painful watching him go offside so easily. It's every game without fail and most times it's not marginal it's just braindead and not being tuned in. What does he actually offer though? It seems any defence of him is that he'll suddenly be a better player when he gets a partner up front. For me it doesn't excuse his lack of effort and it's another league game gone without him scoring or assisting in. Pointless player.

Wouldn't mind seeing the odd belter. So far it's all been row z. Or shanked wide type shots. In fairness though with the amount of shots he takes and the amount of games he plays one is due..... Isn't it??

Starting with Balotelli is like starting with 10 men regardless if someone is upfront with him. We played him with borini against West Ham away in a front 2 and he was shite. We can't afford to have any player not put in a shift and work their arse off to get a win and fight for every 50/50 ball. I'm dreading seeing Mario being static upfront shooting from 40 yards into row Z and then blaming a few team mates when a pass is not right to his feet. No Balotelli. No Johnson and No Lovern. None of them deserve to start based on recent performances. I'd like to see both Can and Borini starting.

Playing a diamond against chelsea would be risky imo as they'll only have 1 up front and will pack the midfield. To stand a chance of winning this game we need to compete in midfield.

Hard to argue with that summary. I really hope Kolo, Can and Borini keep their spots for Chelsea.

This

he did against West Ham away and balotelli was his usuall standard of absolute shite and not good enough.

It says a lot when most of the teams shown don't have mario in the first 11. If ever there was a type of striker that didn't suit out style from last year it's that lad.

Our "best" performance of the season is not looking as good as I thought now. Spurs are a car crash of a side.

His playing the Hollywood pass from the back is pissing me off. He done at least 2 today that were not needed and the wrong option and both over hit. Some of his other 10 yard passing is like he's shooting at his own players there is way too much pace on them. He struggles to read the game & to intercept balls and his heading is all over the place. I thought skrtel had a 50p head lovern is worse.