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  1. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Fanzine Summer Issue captions

    You’re nothing but a puppet of the Archons.
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    Fanzine Summer Issue captions

    Istvan Kunstain - you’ve added nothing, you insolent slanderous worm.
  3. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    Football has just become the latest fucking box set hasn’t it. Can’t wait to find out how this next cliffhanger turns out.
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    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    Decent enough signing for them that. Spurs obviously never followed up the purported interest.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Possibly mate, if it’s the one right by IPC.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Very much so. I worked for IPC magazines in London for a bit in 2006, and it was uncanny. There was a pub downstairs which I used to refer to as The Nailgunner’s Arms, because similar idiots congregated daily. It’s where now Brexit Party twat Martin Daubney told me the gear he was being served up was coming from Richard and Judy’s dealer. A line Morris and Brooker would actually reject for triteness.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Thirfuckingteen. Technically a Polanski.
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    Last movie you watched + in my ass

    Zulu
  9. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    “We stopped them winning the one thing I haven’t seen them win.” How unwittingly revealing that remark is.
  10. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Surprised he kept Pickford on the bench.
  11. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

    Not the first time in recent months the papers have been briefed about Woodward ignoring Ferguson’s advice. I wonder who could be worried about his legacy and leaking this, as United become the butt of everyone’s jokes.
  12. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Hope to fuck I’m wrong, but have long had a terrible feeling he’ll find it harder to win their leadership election than a general against Corbyn.
  13. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Famous people who are probably sound

    Paul Sinha. Isn’t a cunt to contestants on The Chase, a gracious loser on the odd occasion it happens and a man with great taste in niche tweets about Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood presenting The Brits.
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    Tory Country

    Anyone wondering how the absolute fuck Theresa May was considered their best option as Prime Minister look no further.
  15. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Tory Country

    Rory Stewart has seemingly come direct from Tim Burton’s subconscious. He looks like a jaundiced preying mantice, the strange felcher.
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    Famous people who are probably sound

    My take too.
  17. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Adidas Trainers

    “Hi, a grand piano just dropped on my head from 3 storeys, will you accept the deeds to my house as payment?”
  18. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Adidas Trainers

    Never knew you used to be Mr Motivator, Tony.
  19. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

    The only sensible response to his cuntery. What a marvellously astute and well-run club.
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    Famous people who are probably sound

    Absolutely love Shearsmith and co’s work but I have little doubt he’d be dreadfully sniffy and unapproachable in person.
  21. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    In that case the chances of you being wrong drop from around 100% to roughly 50% immediately.
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    Do you think we should have a 2nd referendum on Brexit?

    Siri, what is deja vu?
  23. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    China is harvesting organs from detainees

    How long you going for? Asking for a friend.
  24. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    I just can’t see us signing what will be considered a back-up player for big money and can’t see us signing the sort of player who’s an equal to our front 3 in talent. None of the signs are pointing that way, so am expecting an on the face of it relatively underwhelming signing.
  25. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Do you think we should have a 2nd referendum on Brexit?

    This is where I am. Completely for the principle of it and actively want it, but do think the same result will be returned.
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