Dr Nowt

Give it Hendo.

In hindsight, I think we should have waited until late to May to start our summer break.

Always thought OJ and Pistorius were the buddy film partnership that got away.

37 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

 

Obsession by Calvin Klein.

Time to stick them out on penalties at their own ground then.

Either that or just recount a boxfresh Ronnie Moran anecdote. Nature’s aspirin.

Astonished San Don didn’t simply leave the bedroom and come back in wearing glasses containing a fake nose. She’d never have cottoned on to it being him and he’d have been draining his spuds in no time.

1 hour ago, Bob said:

 

The fella has got a promotion. Like a billion people before him. He might be great at it. He might not. 

 

I really.dont know why you felt the need to get all pissy about it and vomit a thesaurus. Other than, well, it being you.

There appears to be some empirical evidence that your hermeneutic skills are working just fine.

Cunt ref.

Only thing which just got slapped harder than Ngannou is Fury’s ego.

Someone give the man an atlas.

Moaning cunt, this other lad.

It’s Karen and Ball.

Didn’t know you were allowed to wear rollerskates in the ring.

They should reroute some of the money they’re jizzing up the wall on fight purses to flying thousands of pissed-up boxing fans in from overseas.

Going to be a total waste of any decent fights they put on otherwise, the atmosphere isn’t some optional extra.

More like Winnie Mandela, given she also has a conviction for fraud. 

A lazy media love-in script where most of the team are heading for careers in lower league football yet stuffed a decent-ish Championship side 3-0?

He killed Southampton tonight.

That’s right, it’s murder on the Dann’s floor.

Could have 10 European trophies by the end of the season, too. 

Winning a cup tie Merseyside derby with a side cobbled together with young players is one thing, lifting a trophy against a side constructed over about 18 months to the tune of a billion pounds is quite another. Ridiculous achievement.

Cunt ref.

Caciedo is going to score, isn’t he.

On 10/01/2024 at 11:55, Kevin D said:

The final of this being on a Wednesday doesn’t work for me, at all.

Weekend match beaut.

44 minutes ago, Mark M said:

Klopp from his presser after the match last night.

"If you don't limit yourself with bad thoughts - you can fly"

 

 

Jurgen Klopp in calling BeefStroganoff a dodo shocker. 

Cunt injuries.