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Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

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  1. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    TAKING BACK CONTROL FROM BRUSSELS.
  2. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    Bummed her by taking this “Back my last-minute deal or we crash out next week” gobshitery away from her.
  3. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    Why don’t you ask him if we’re going to stay.
  4. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    I for one welcome our new South Sandwich Island overlords.
  5. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Made it a pleasure to cycle. Fuck doing it on the roads over here.
  6. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    Thought she was anti-revoking it?
  7. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    As if she wasn’t already pure Partridge enough, the European MEP who savaged her this evening is called Phillipe Lambert. “He’s wry, he’s spry...he’s crisp and dry.” No prizes for guessing who plays cirque de clunes.
  8. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Couldn’t believe that cycling round Bruges last year. It was obvious who is commonly given precedence on the roads over there, because cars won’t come anywhere near you.
  9. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Rodgers to Leicester

    Hearing Brendan stole his teeth off a horse. More as I get it.
  10. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Rodgers to Leicester

  11. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Vince Cable’s porn name is Vince Cable.
  12. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    April 1st seems a more appropriate date.
  13. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Ideas for a short break please

    Sounds like a tough drive home for her. Especially when she caught brief glimpses of your face in the rear view mirror.
  14. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Who is your Florida Man

    “It’s what they would have wanted.”
  15. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Quite like to see Bercow scream “ORDERRRRRRRRR” at TK only to receive “Two portions of fries please” in reply.
  16. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    Password being “I8mu5l1m5”.
  17. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Doing yourself down there, Stronts. You must place well on the list of favourites to succeed Vince. Admittedly Jim White’s tie, Charlie Kennedy’s ghost and the Downing Street cat are also in contention, but we all have faith in you despite the stiff competition.
  18. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    A red white and blue Brinternet.
  19. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    Brinternet means Brinternet.
  20. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

  21. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    Good mate of mine is Albanian. He’s not a farmer but he did lay my back lawn using a bread knife. Hope this helps.
  22. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    Pissing myself reading this.
  23. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    That bad Bute

    On the night of the killing, Campbell was said to have entered Alesha's bedroom drunk and looking for cannabis. The killer told a doctor afterwards: "If I was a year younger I don't think i would have done it." He said: "All I thought about was killing her once I saw her." According to the doctor's reports he was "mildly amused" that he had not been arrested after the killing. He was deemed to be suffering from no mental health disorder and completely lacking in empathy. Chilling little worm.
  24. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    That bad Bute

    Admitted it now as well.
  25. Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper

    Who is your Florida Man

    “I’m Florida man, admits tlw forumite the howie llama.”
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