Dr Nowt

As someone commented on one of the helmet’s social media posts a year or two back “You’re the most divorced man I’ve ever seen”.

“They’re fucking TERRIFIED of us”, at 3-0 down and after one 25 minute long continuous bombardment from Arsenal.

Could very much see him as the sort of character who’d go down well here, in a post-Klopp LFC.

I know you said incest but if he’s fucking his grammar he really is a monster.

He was curled up like a baby there. Some statement from Zhang.

Another vote for Glassesdirect. Do a Google search for discount codes too - they often have good money off deals going, anything from 30-50%. Pretty sure they usually do a first time buyer’s deal of 50% off and a free second pair too. Usually costs me £49 total for 2 pairs of glasses they would usually sell for 100 notes each. I have long been just getting my script from Specsavers, turning down any suggestion of frames with them and going straight to GD, because Specsavers will charge double the amount for one pair of shitter looking glasses than glasses direct will charge for two better ones.

Please put your Hello Kitty window covers up in the Lambo and get a photograph.

Fair’s fair, the billionaire’s plaything shout still rings true today. It just so happens this particular billionaire wanted to dress them up in a gimp suit, piss all over them and use them as a human footstool while they said ‘Thank you’ and ‘Yes sir’ to him.

I guess it depends on whether they negged you for behaving like a bit of a bellend, or for saying ‘I’ve got a feeling Russell Brand is a Jimmy, you know’. That sort of context is important when presenting such assertions, I hear.

‘And now on Channel 4, a special investigation into accusations of sexual offences against comedian Russell Brand. There are scenes some viewers may find offensive, including graphic descriptions of serious sexual assault and footage of Russell Brand speaking’

I’d never heard of the guy until Vlad started going on about him on here.

It immediately struck me as the sort of thing that heinous fat chancer of a polar bear who used to inhabit the highest office in the land would come out with. For instance, calling claims he was having an affair with someone he then got pregnant ‘An inverted pyramid of piffle’. Beyond contrived, at very best.

Is there anything more Russell Brand than describing multiple allegations of sexual assault, rape and abuse against him as ‘baroque’. Unlistenable helmet.

Beefburger-head got flame-grilled by Klopp.

Cunt 12:30.

It’s almost like he’s saying the things he is about never wanting to fight the other top heavyweights and scrapping Jon Jones etc in cages to get more UFC fans to buy the PPV against Ngannou. There definitely won’t be an abrupt about-turn on all that in the next breath.

Agreed. While motivated and not looking elsewhere, for about a season or three, he would have been absolutely immense for us. Would have just fired off the crowd, the atmosphere and the passion of the club.

But if you love the remaining 12 or so episodes overall you’ll let me have sex with you girlfriend for doing you a solid, yeah?

I’ve been doing a rewatch of season 3 and just watched this episode. I think it might be my least favourite across 4 seasons. Stick with it.

Tevez and Vidic when we were linked with them under Rafa.

Was chuckling to myself waiting for you to reply to this. Nice one mate.

Based on being the first to watch and comment on virtually every episode across 4 full seasons of Succession, how old will Jordan Henderson have to be before @Carvalho Diablo stops watching his post-LFC matches? This one could be run as a forum raffle, with whoever gets closest to the correct number of years hence scooping the pot?

You seem to have upset Shooter, Turdsy. That’s not like you. Might be best if you stop being such a shit-stirrer and try a bit harder to play nicely with the other posters from time to time. Beyond that, I’m not saying this digital blood feud with Shooter is a live threat to you, but if you look out the kitchen window and Ronald McDonald is parked on your driveway with an L-sign on his roof, scramble over the back garden fence as best you can.