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Simbo

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  1. Keep Insua and sign Figueroa - £8m outlay Sell Insua (£5m) and sign Young and Figueroa - £5-6m outlay + its an extra englishman for our quota. Simples.
  2. This signing makes perfect sense to me. We need cover for right back and 2 left backs (once Insua goes). Young can cover both positions. He's experienced and is relatively cheap. It should leave us some cash to go and buy a 1st choice left back and also strengthen some other positions. Pretty underwhelming but in our current situation its a good call.
  3. Come on, Stevie. I know you're one of the best midfielders in the game but to belittle a fellow professional like that isn't on. Anyway shouldn't you be at training?
  4. I've got one. I didnt want anything obvious like the badge or 'You'll Never Walk Alone' so I tried to be a bit creative. Ive got a half sleeve. In the centre is a RED heart with a flame coming out of the top (representing the eternal flame of the Hillsborough memorial). Across the heart there's a banner which says 'Justice' (for the 96 obviously). Above the heart is a night sky with 5 stars scattered around (5 european cups). I've also got a few other bits incorporated in the half sleeve...stuff that means something to me but those few bits represent my love for Liverpool.
  5. All well and good until he realises the jackpot was only £20m. I would be gutted if Torres leaves but IF he does I just hope Roy gets to spend all of the money. A new strike pairing of Dzeko and Aguero would soften the blow a bit.
  6. Just seen this picture of Joe and had to post it. That is one fucking tragic barnet he's got there.
  7. Not sure if it has already been mentioned....but the worst, best song from the 80's. Prefab Sprout - The King Of Rock 'n' Roll "Hotdog, jumping frog, Albuquerque..."
  8. Maybe not quite along the lines of some of the other suggestions but.... DJ Shadow - Giving Up The Ghost. Love the drum pattern on this track. This song must be listened to all the way through to hear the progression of the drums. [YOUTUBE]GlraU1IMJhE[/YOUTUBE] and... Subtle - Eneby Kurs. Pretty mellow sounding tune to begin with. Stick with it though as all hell breaks loose near the end! [YOUTUBE]mQMm6wMfsxY[/YOUTUBE]
  9. I turn 30 in September and I've NEVER had cramp before in my life. I've had the sensation that it's about to start but then it quickly goes away again. Am I a freak?
  10. No-one has suggested the 2 greatest 80's songs of all time..... King - Love & Pride Aztec Camera - Somewhere in my heart Oh and another classic thats just popped into my head: Jermaine Stewart - We don't have to take our clothes off Boom.
  11. Fucking birds. Here's us trying to shag your sisters in peace and you're sneaking around trying to catch us out. Leave us alone.
  12. Sound advice. Whilst we are on the subject of wanking material may I shamefully admit that the family were over for a BBQ at the weekend. I had my camcorder out and took some sneaky videos of the sisters boobs. I will be making a montage of her tits to beat off to later. A boobtage if you will.
  13. I've already had about 12 over her since yesterday afternoon.
  14. Why have I only just seen this thread?! About 10 years ago I pulled some bird in a club. We'd been chatting all night, she told me she had a kid, didnt bother me as she was pretty hot. Anyway, end of the night and she asks me back to hers. Get to the front door and she tells me to be quiet as her mum and kid will be asleep. Creep in and tip toe up to her room. We'd been fucking for a while and we hear one of the floor boards outside her room creek. We'd woken up her little boy!!! Anyway he runs in and jumps on the bed...I was pretty close to the end game so I thought 'fuck it' and carried on shagging her with her kid bouncing around on the bed too. The next week her boyfriend tried to pepper spray me outside of the same club!!!
  15. Is it normal? Been with the missus for about 5 years now. She's got an older sister who I wouldnt normally be attracted to. She's got better tits than my bird though, I'll give her that. The thing is im developing a bit of an unhealthy obsession with her. There's nothing I want more right now than to stick my willy in her pussy hole.
  16. Been working on a spreadsheet and its almost finished. Theres one last thing I need to do though but because I've been staring at this thing for so long my brain is fried! Theres probably a really easy solution. Currently got a spreadsheet set up like this: Name Time (mins) Present? Mr Smith 144 yes (please excuse the spacing, couldnt get it right!!!!) At the moment when I type 'yes' in the 'Present' colomn their minutes are being added to a grand total. Now i need to add another colomn where if i type 'yes' again the minutes are halfed but still added to the total. Any ideas?!
  17. Any games involving Everton wont need goal line technology with Moyes' 3D, 100x optical zoom, boggle eyes. The twat.
  18. At work now so cant see that Youtube link, Stu...will have a look later. Cheers. Its definitely not the official world cup song. It sounds quite a bit more dancey than that. Im hoping Stu's nailed it.
  19. Im after the name of a song which the BBC have used for a little promo which they show. Ive seen it twice today, once after the Japan game and then again tonight after Italy. It accompanies a short video which features John Motson, Alan Shearer, Lee Dixon and Colin Murray showing the various ways they are covering the World Cup. If anyone can help me out there'll be some nice rep for you!!!
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