Bogman

Dropped, according to Joyce.

Watched the season finale of Westworld last night. It grew into it's skin. Good solid television. 8/10.

Who wants to play with my ding-a-ling?

Great news spunky. Made up for you all.

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James Pearce @JamesPearceEcho 12m Joe Allen having medical at Stoke ahead of £13m move from #LFC liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football…

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Liverpool FC News @LivEchoLFC 6m Deal worth £23m plus £2m in add ons #LFC

Liverpool FC News @LivEchoLFC 6m CONFIRMED: Wijnaldum medical on Merseyside tomorrow. #LFC

Neil Jones @neiljonesecho 8m Bogdan having @LaticsOfficial medical today. #LFC

Jurgen Klopp has advised Benteke to leave and in addition, wants to move out Lucas, Bogdan, Ilori, Balotelli and Markovic. [Mirror]

Don't go to Wet'n'Wild. Go to Boggie Creek and have ago on the airboats

BREAKING: Liverpool make a £6m bid for Schalke Centre Back Joel Matip. (Sky Sports)

Liverpool FC ‏@LFC 33s34 seconds ago McAllister will remain with the club in a new ambassadorial position. Full story: http://lfc.tv/AuYX #LFC

We haven't got a Suarez up the sleeve.

Foolishly turned down Lilleshall back in the day, even had Dave Sexton sat with my parents trying to talk me round. Was at Luton back in the plastic pitch days, didn't get schoolboy forms, before moving to stevenage before being shunted out so they could get Ricky Hill on board.

JP on the HP or the JD?

Cunt of the highest order http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/raheem-sterlings-agent-aidy-ward-confirms-star-wants-to-leave-liverpool-900000aweek-would-not-keep-him-at-anfield-10266233.html

Tears in my eyes

From May 2012. We know what happened next. Similarities? Dalglish to hold talks with Anfield owners at end of season over Kop future By Sportsmail Reporter 07:12 07 May 2012, updated 07:13 07 May 2012 Talks: Kenny Dalglish will discuss his Anfield future at the end of the season | Kenny Dalglish has revealed will discuss his Anfield future with the club's owners at the end of the season. The Scot, who is not under any immediate pressure from Americans John Henry and Tom Werner, will keep to his pre-planned schedule of assessing the Reds' season once the Barclays Premier League is over despite Saturday's 2-1 FA Cup final defeat to Chelsea. With the Merseyside outfit anchored in mid-table, their final two matches - against Chelsea at Anfield on Tuesday and at Swansea next Sunday - will have nothing at stake but pride. Talks: Kenny Dalglish will discuss his Anfield future at the end of the season Talks: Kenny Dalglish will discuss his Anfield future at the end of the season However, there will be no summit meeting with Henry to discuss a season which has brought some silverware in the Carling Cup. But while Dalglish failed to get the Reds nearer to breaking back into the Premier League's elite, it is understood he will be given more time to turn his team into top-four challengers. 'The owners will do the same as us,' said Dalglish. 'They will sit and analyse the season when it is finished. 'That is what we said before a ball was kicked and there is no reason to change that.' The major positive for Liverpool on Saturday was the performance of substitute Andy Carroll, who almost managed to turn the game on its head. We must do better: Steven Gerrard has issued a warning to his Liverpool team-mates after losing the FA Cup Final to Chelsea We must do better: Steven Gerrard has issued a warning to his Liverpool team-mates after losing the FA Cup Final to Chelsea Carroll scored one excellent goal, when he turned John Terry inside out before rifling past Petr Cech, came agonisingly close to grabbing an equaliser and then had a shot turned away by Branislav Ivanovic that would have brought the Merseysiders level. It was a performance that is sure to have been filtered back to new England boss Roy Hodgson. And allowed Dalglish to underline exactly how much faith he has in the much-maligned forward. 'We have been happy with what big Andy has done since he came to Liverpool,' said the Scot. 'If the ones who were critical of him are going to be fair and honest, they might have to re-write their pieces. 'If they don't want to do that, fine. It's not my problem. 'It doesn't change our opinion. He came on and lifted the team. He got the goal and was unlucky not to get another one.'

15, with a 16 year old back her house one lunch time. Got caught by her brother.

Yeah. Recorded it, but haven't seen much feed back on it. Thanks, I'll give it a spin.

Anyone watched Wayward Pines yet?

Yeah snap, but usually to do with sex, and getting something else, like no sex. Again.

Dutch football writer Elko Born queries Brendan Rodgers' claim that Liverpool were not in the market for Memphis Depay, who has signed for Manchester United. Elko Born Rob Dawson of the Manchester Evening News also has his doubts...