Bogman

cut to the crux, how much did we get?

@GraemeBailey: Liverpool making moves for Wilfried Bony and also Loic Remy. Sky journo

Sky reporter tweeted that we're in talks for Bony, and that Remy is also on the radar.

Divock Origi visited Liverpool FC yesterday but according to L’Equipe he is considering other options - Dortmund and Spurs.

Paedo's have rings? True you're never to old to learn.

I should be on strike, but alas, I work in the private sector. I still gotta work til I'm 68. My pensions shite, and the hours are abysmal.

Apparently, this is Origi @ Melwood today. I think it's Obama.

Period. Feck it Stringy, beat me to it.

James Pearce ‏@JamesPearceEcho 1m No Emre Can announcement from #LFC today. Will be Thursday or Friday before paperwork on £10m deal is completed.

I'm married with kids so the decision has been taken out of my hands.

sorry to hear that Red. Know what you mean. Although not cancer related, my missus lost her mum two weeks ago this friday from a heart attack, almost 5 months to the day after she lost her dad to a heart attack. So not only has she lost both parents, she's also lost her family home as it's a council house. We've just spent the last 1.5 weeks gutting the place. Weird looking back on the time I've spent there........yet I've no idea how she must be inside, as she's memories from her childhood up until the other week, and will never set foot inside the property again. Weird.

Congrats Prov. Best thing to ever happen. Until they grow up, argue with you, raid your wallet for money, etc, etc. Make the most of every single minute with them as they soon grow up.

This just keeps giving this. I'm imagining you're a 16 year old virgin, sat at your computer in your pants imagining how you can try to fit in with the grown-ups. ;)

Yeah, but decades ago. Roads were mad, and lost my crutch, as one rolled off into the sea. Luckily a couple of British divers were in the area and found it. Can't remember much else. Stayed in a time share in Valetta.

Ant & Dec. Or Aliens. Or a bet.

Can I borrow your hankie?

Will do. Ta. Never done an all-inclusive-much-to-do-other-then-sunbathe holiday before. Reckon I'll be hammered most days.

Cape Verde, 5 weeks on Thursday.

Keeley Hawes

Least you get "below average".

My Wii

Godzilla. 8 fishy flaps out of 10.

Congratulations mate. Welcome to parenthood. Hope everyone is fine.

Not with my daughter you're not. :ninja:

all very American we are