SammyAftershave

5 hours ago, Mook said:

 

It's easy to let your frustrations get the better of you but shoving Lallana up your arse still isn't going to get the baby washed (or in this case, convincing the troublesome mouse to move on). Just a thought, but have you considered hiding its clogs at bedtime. It could possibly slow it down, or at least curtail its after-hours dancing?

Quite possibly your best effort yet. Made me laugh out loud as I was administering my night meds. Bravo young man.

You never seen him in the same jail cell as One Punch Jarv.

Some of my best friends are Sammy Davis Jr,

Luke Shaw says his capacity for scoring weekly spectacular overhead bicycle licks has been severely limited by the match-wearing discomfort of wearing a medical catheter.

Wasn't that Darren (love egg) Fletcher?

23 hours ago, viRdjil said:

 

@Bjornebye

While no doubt referring to his hosts as 'Big Nose' throughout and taking the opportunity to further propagate his vicious anti semite agenda.

The groupies?

Today?

When you think you can't stand anyone in further contempt this MAGA hat cunt starts bigging up the Trump Bros who were at ringside milking it. After the two events overnight I hope they all enjoy the benefits of stoking up these neo-fascist 'Patriots' all the more. Hope their plane crashes on the way home......into the back of the NRA building.

40 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Where is the third egg yolk?

The Square

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4995790/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Fuck me, McNulty might have thought he'd seen some strange shit in 'The Wire' but I wouldn't have thought he'd have been prepared for this scene even after a couple of bottles of that good 'Paddy whiskey'. THAT scene right on the cover:

On 25/07/2019 at 07:46, viRdjil said:

I went to a place called Caravan in Fitzrovia. The worst value for money ever IMO. They charge you £12.50 for this.

 

2 x eggs

1 x sausage

1 x bacon 

1 x mushroom 

0.5 x tomato

 

https://www.caravanrestaurants.co.uk/perch/resources/cf-breakfast-menu-08-07-19.pdf

 

really felt ripped off.

Shouldn't this read 'I went to this caravan in Moldovia'?

There's definitely a pattern to it:

On 29/07/2019 at 00:24, sir roger said:

What a bunch of commies are running Labour , no wonder there is fear in peoples eyes about these wild & unpopular policies

Don't forget free 'anti-semitism' for all. Well, to begin with at least.

8 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

If only we had a thread dedicated to hysterical fannies...

Even the combined forces of the interweb can only tale so much weight.

I imagine someone will be 'let go'.

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.

Cracking Dutch live band. Saw them at both the Empire with Lynyrd Skynyrd supporting and at the Stadium maybe with Supercharge (?)

8 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

I don't think you have the first clue about what "liberal" means.

4 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

I don't want you to defend my right to be unbalanced. I've no interest in being anything other than balanced.

4 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

I don't want to live in a country where only one point of view is tolerated. That's literally the opposite of liberalism (for anyone who needs help understanding the term).

8 minutes ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

I don't know what the question is. All I know is that this is the Lib Dem thread, and yet again you are boring the world about Israel.

4 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

I don't want to live in a country where only one point of view is tolerated. That's literally the opposite of liberalism (for anyone who needs help understanding the term).

The wider point is you speaking out of both sides of your mouth when it suits, which is generally all the time.

Try answering it.

3 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

I don't want to live in a country where only one point of view is tolerated. That's literally the opposite of liberalism (for anyone who needs help understanding the term).

Go for it. Fuck off over to the the 'occupied' territories and hook up with an illegal squatter settlement. Make the rules up as you go along, produce a magic rule book, enlist, shoot 3,000 people in 2-team sniper units from a safe distance. Why not make 300 of them fatalities? Identify the the paramedics and journalists from their high vis jackets and giggle about shooting both them and the legs from under protesting children with your sniper pals, knowing that there will be no meaningful investigation and in the event there was nothing would become of it. It could be explained as you do by accidental discharges and crazy ricochets fired by misbehaving individuals.

Your liberal and humanistic views will slot right in there and come 'Gay Pride' Anniversary celebrations night you'll be safe in the knowledge that you won't be any danger thrown off being thrown off a roof by a gang of uncultured arabs in a shining example of a democracy surrounded by bigoted and intolerant barbarians.

3 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

I don't want to live in a country where only one point of view is tolerated. That's literally the opposite of liberalism (for anyone who needs help understanding the term).

Go for it. Fuck off over to the the 'occupied' territories and hook up with an illegal squatter settlement. Make the rules up as you go along, join up, shoot 3,000 people in 2-team sniper units from a safe distance away. Make 300 of them fatalities. Identify the the paramedics and journalists from their high vis jackets and giggle about shooting both them and the legs from under protesting children with your sniper pals, knowing that there will be no meaningful investigation and in the event there was nothing would become of it. It could be explained as you do by accidental discharges and crazy ricochets fired by misbehaving individuals.

Your liberal and humanistic views will slot right in there and come 'Gay Pride' Anniversary celebrations night you'll be safe in the knowledge that you won't be any danger thrown off being thrown off a roof by a gang of uncultured arabs in a shining example of a democracy surrounded by bigoted and intolerant barbarians.