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  1. SammyAftershave

    Mice

    It's easy to let your frustrations get the better of you but shoving Lallana up your arse still isn't going to get the baby washed (or in this case, convincing the troublesome mouse to move on). Just a thought, but have you considered hiding its clogs at bedtime. It could possibly slow it down, or at least curtail its after-hours dancing?
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Quite possibly your best effort yet. Made me laugh out loud as I was administering my night meds. Bravo young man.
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    Donald Trump

    You never seen him in the same jail cell as One Punch Jarv.
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Some of my best friends are Sammy Davis Jr,
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    Definitely true things you've heard about Footballers

    Luke Shaw says his capacity for scoring weekly spectacular overhead bicycle licks has been severely limited by the match-wearing discomfort of wearing a medical catheter.
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    Definitely true things you've heard about Footballers

    Wasn't that Darren (love egg) Fletcher?
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    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    While no doubt referring to his hosts as 'Big Nose' throughout and taking the opportunity to further propagate his vicious anti semite agenda.
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    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    The groupies?
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    UFC

    When you think you can't stand anyone in further contempt this MAGA hat cunt starts bigging up the Trump Bros who were at ringside milking it. After the two events overnight I hope they all enjoy the benefits of stoking up these neo-fascist 'Patriots' all the more. Hope their plane crashes on the way home......into the back of the NRA building.
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    Quirky/Funny scenes in movies

    The Square https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4995790/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 Fuck me, McNulty might have thought he'd seen some strange shit in 'The Wire' but I wouldn't have thought he'd have been prepared for this scene even after a couple of bottles of that good 'Paddy whiskey'. THAT scene right on the cover:
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Shouldn't this read 'I went to this caravan in Moldovia'?
  12. SammyAftershave

    Revenge Neggers.

    There's definitely a pattern to it:
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    Revenge Neggers.

  14. SammyAftershave

    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    Don't forget free 'anti-semitism' for all. Well, to begin with at least.
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    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    Even the combined forces of the interweb can only tale so much weight.
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    Donald Trump

    I imagine someone will be 'let go'.
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    Rutger Hauer

    If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.
  18. SammyAftershave

    Good Bands that went under the radar

    Cracking Dutch live band. Saw them at both the Empire with Lynyrd Skynyrd supporting and at the Stadium maybe with Supercharge (?)
  19. SammyAftershave

    Lib Dems

    The wider point is you speaking out of both sides of your mouth when it suits, which is generally all the time.
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    Lib Dems

    Try answering it.
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    Lib Dems

    Go for it. Fuck off over to the the 'occupied' territories and hook up with an illegal squatter settlement. Make the rules up as you go along, produce a magic rule book, enlist, shoot 3,000 people in 2-team sniper units from a safe distance. Why not make 300 of them fatalities? Identify the the paramedics and journalists from their high vis jackets and giggle about shooting both them and the legs from under protesting children with your sniper pals, knowing that there will be no meaningful investigation and in the event there was nothing would become of it. It could be explained as you do by accidental discharges and crazy ricochets fired by misbehaving individuals. Your liberal and humanistic views will slot right in there and come 'Gay Pride' Anniversary celebrations night you'll be safe in the knowledge that you won't be any danger thrown off being thrown off a roof by a gang of uncultured arabs in a shining example of a democracy surrounded by bigoted and intolerant barbarians.
  22. SammyAftershave

    Lib Dems

    Go for it. Fuck off over to the the 'occupied' territories and hook up with an illegal squatter settlement. Make the rules up as you go along, join up, shoot 3,000 people in 2-team sniper units from a safe distance away. Make 300 of them fatalities. Identify the the paramedics and journalists from their high vis jackets and giggle about shooting both them and the legs from under protesting children with your sniper pals, knowing that there will be no meaningful investigation and in the event there was nothing would become of it. It could be explained as you do by accidental discharges and crazy ricochets fired by misbehaving individuals. Your liberal and humanistic views will slot right in there and come 'Gay Pride' Anniversary celebrations night you'll be safe in the knowledge that you won't be any danger thrown off being thrown off a roof by a gang of uncultured arabs in a shining example of a democracy surrounded by bigoted and intolerant barbarians.
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