Herp McDerp

Long may he reign over there. I'll sleep easier knowing he'll be the custodian over at Mordor for a whiile yet, will be a sad day when he's eventually let go.

I've spent a few months there and aside from the food the toilets are honestly what I miss most about the place. You hairless freaks have no idea how much of an ordeal a simple visit to the toilet can be sometimes. @Bjornebye this was in every hotel I stayed in but I was there in 2017 & 2019, maybe things were different pre Y2K with people being terrified of terminator style toilets.

Rico has gone full spybee here. You never go full spybee.

I stayed up for this Leeds - Chelsea match thinking it would be a cracker. Should've guessed it'd end 0-0.

Yesn't

Whatever helps I suppose. Personally I'll only be bricking it if Chelsea make it into the semis. It's funny watching Pep lose his mind with is CL obsession but even if they were to win it it would barely register, wouldnt lose any sleep over it. Chelsea on the other hand can get to fuck.

Eh they're no better than they were last year. Given a favourable draw they're certainly capable of winning it but I'd still say Bayern are favourites at the moment.

I've just come off weeks of bed rest after hurting my back and decided I'd start my foray back into fitness slowly, went for an hour long walk yesterday thinking what could possibly go wrong there. My right achilles is now killing me and I'm having trouble hobbling around the house. Getting old is great.

Christ that's not something you'd think an athlete in his thirties would have to worry about. Hope he makes a fuil recovery.

I have a bridge for sale of anyone's interested ...

There was a bit about the 10 year anniversary of this on TV just last week and they were interviewing a father who had lost his daughter who was at school when the tsunami hit. The teachers opted not to evacuate to higher ground and as a result over 70 children ended up perishing. I didnt make it to the end of the interview and had to turn it off.

I feel as though what's really missing from the discussion is a tone-deaf movie featuring some white twats showing how much they suffered as a result of the tsunami. Would be great if they had multiple shots of those funny looking little asians running around in a apanic in the background too.

Well that's one way to ensure a 100% match thread win rate I suppose.

Mate you missed 3 of my cornflakes when you decided to give me an impromptu golden shower, mind getting them when you can?

Hendo maybe. Other two not a chance.

https://streamable.com/6xb01a

Anthony Taylor showing Europe what they've been missing out on all season the useless cunt.

So what do we reckon the draw will be? My guess would be: City vs Porto Bayern vs Liverpool PSG vs Madrid Atletico vs Dortmund

And there he is.

A rare sighting of the lesser spotted Tsimikas there.

Friday 19 March 2021

Anyone but City, Bayern and PSG I suppose. No shit teams left at this stage unfortunately (ourselves excepted of course).