House of Dirk

Mr Potato Head is banned from the supper club for two months.

Indeed, hitting him where it hurts the hardest.

'If Sir would like to walk in a straight line please....'

'Lord, I implore you to answer my prayers and either have Fat Sam follow through or Joe Cole makes an impact when we play the Hammers. If youre feeling generous, both would be nice .Cheers, Luis'

'What a fucking day. Lose a late lead, Joe Cole makes an impact and to cap it all I shit myself'.

'N'gog's was this big!'

Ginsoak has recalled Webb back to the starting XI Sunday........

1. Zsa Zsa Gabor

2. Robert Mugabe

3. Bruce Forsyth

4. Jack Charlton

5. Stan Lee

6. Hugo Chavez

7. Nancy Reagan

Under 50

8. Charlie Sheen

9. Macauley Culkin

Under 30

10. Amanda Bynes

Bush Sr to shift this mortal coil on April 9th.

Goodnight sweet prince x

Joe shows his team mates the size of a window that could be bought for £90k a week.

Doni has it........

Banner from the Napoli Parma game this afternoon (in Naples):

https://twitter.com/footballacca/status/247461480860119041/photo/1/large

The day football really jumped the shark.

Trophy delivered by #Babelcopter then ?

I only realised it wasn't him when I read your post.

 

My first 3 thoughts were "What the fuck is he doing? What the fuck is he wearing? And what the fuck am I listening to?"

Glad I dont appear to be the only one who thought there was a passing resemblance to the so called Romford Pele.

Although I have by all accounts embarrassed myself by making reference to Parlour, according to the paragon of mong that is Robbie OR. Not quite as embarrassing as you following me around the forum to neg me when the fancy takes you.

Fucking hell. Ray Parlours let himself go.

Do celebrations involve WKD Blue ?

this is a continuation of last weeks post. I sit here every saturday and look at the table. I kow we didnt play today, but just look at it. Anybody who says we have improved a lot isnt serious. I mean last year Kenny created miracles, but this season we have been pants again. 7th and in danger of being lower. We are 10 points of 4th, thats a disgrace. I was hoping for 4th or just miss out at the end of season etc.....this is scandelous. We have spent a lot of money and are in a woeful league position. Beating the bittwers was great and broke the beaten run, but i fear we are in for more bad times. We have become a bloody cup team. Its so awful to watch. Brendan rodgers. We were looking at young managers to build a future, legacy...he might be that man. Kenyy is diamond but he has not performed this year, at all. We need new blood with a simlar ethos, no disrespect to kd. Fuck deschamps etc, bring in a young, clued up, brit manager. Bring it on

Anyone seen Jay ?

Moyes? Extramarital affairs?

Was thinking the same. I wonder if Gollum and Andrew Marr are the same person.

Pardon my thickness, but what is that House of Dirk pic?

Durango and his collapsable chair.....

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