House of Dirk

Dom Solanke, polish up that left arse cheek........

He can go in the.....no, I cant do it.

Not reading too much into it. Clcikbait for the Beeb, especially with the Have Yours Say bit open for Mancs, Bitters, Knuckle draggers, serfs, Ingerlund fans and other assorted thick motherfuckers adding their piece And it was worth copping a ban from their for asking how long had one poster been fucking his sister for.

Need a fucking sniper Carrie's magic minge about to deliver for the verdict of the questioning earlier this year.

Sheikh Yabooty's Vape shop sponsorship is very lucrative

They'll no doubt get away with it but sphincters will be twitching at the pit

Can you tell he is dead yet ?

Underfunding ourselves is the only way we leave the door ajar. They would have finished in a European position regardless. I am not lording their practices, I know full well the signings hereon in will be bigger and more expensive, and underwritten by a pariah state.

Much preferred him when he was Mr Chicken and Beans

I didnt realise this was a thing. Will certainly look it up

Solanke's arse cheek in the 98th then........

bUt lOoK aT tHe mOnEy lAbOuR gEt fRoM tHe tRaDe uNiOnS..........

My understanding is that they are still offering speed awareness courses to attend virtually, so she has no fucking excuse.

Collectively thats £5m plus in wages going out every week, at least. Even on fag packet maths, its unfathomable how this even checks out.

The only thing I can remember him doing is shaking hands with Slap head when they tanked us.

Its like the vintage Top of the Pops crowd, where they move the same 15 people in the audience along for the next act. Probably inbetween gropings by Savile, which reminds us that Citeh arent short of sex offenders either.

Today we all believe in the Count of Monte Bisto

At least its as lacklustre as an occasion it deserves

Something else we can throw in. Its bound to end in disappointment, but if we aint got hope, we aint got anything.

Leeds win two games and then it doesnt matter what the shite do We all need to rub the gravy goat (not a euphenism) for the Fat Sam genie to appear

I think so, in the first instance.

We havent been good enough. Barely been in the top 4 this season (if we have been in it at all, I really dont think we have). On a base level, Mo's penalties against Arse and Bournemouth could have been the difference at a minimum, but its churlish to levy it his door when he has scoring all season. I take the view its not a big concern in that we are not miles off. Newcastle, Arsenal and United have profiteered over bad seasons for us and Chelsea, and Spurs have just been what Spurs do normally. We are better than the Mancs. I dont think Arsenal are fundamentally better than us, obviously they have a midfield. But one £40m signing in midfield back in the summer would have probably been enough over the course of the season to see us right. I cited Sabitzer at the red manc in another post as someone who has made an impact since January. Why didnt we go in for him on loan ? Perhaps we needed this kick up the arse. We have enjoyed a few years of fairly straight forward qualification, limping away on the fact that we havent spent a red cent on a midfielder since Fabinho, several years ago. Of course, on here, we have seen this all coming. The midfielders collectively have had more minutes in the treatment room than on the pitch. We need a big summer, at least 2, possibly 3 midifielders, given there is comedy Thursdays to take into account, and some defensive cover. If Kelleher goes, we will need another keeper. Surely Drian isnt gonna be hanging on.

Im not crying, youre crying......

Too many little things going their way in the last month. Fucking hate the cunts

Minute 8-9 is for Melo, yeah ?