Paulie Dangerously

Maybe its a reverse of the classic situation and his wife is just inexplicably dying to live in Liverpool. He'll have little choice but to follow her, even if he has to buy out his current contract and join on a pay-per-game basis.

Inexplicably? I think she just saw St John's Market and thought "I'll have a bit of that"

My mate's uncle is the cousin of an estate agent who spoke to the agent of a famous USA football player who was looking for a house in the Formby area.

COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRICY?!

Just simple bbq sauce but the chicken has Thai flavour, chives and garlic. Lovely.

Good stuff

I know one genuine sexist who's a 60 year old with a small-man complex. We all laugh about sexism but when this fella gets going in the boozer it's just pathetic and the women just laugh at him

Just waiting for the coals to get hot enough to whack the cumberlands on for a starter, then on go the chicken thighs and marinated pork.

What's your pork? I just did mine yesterday with fresh lemon juice, garlic and honey. Then kept basting with lemon and honey on the BBQ as I turned it. Fucking lovely

What strange meat is on that second picture?

They be beef medallions. Very tasty as well

I have some good *F related ones but they'd have to wait until another day

Sneaking the cheeky leg shots in there, well in.

Aye, tried to get it during a cross-leg-change-over but was a fraction too late

This was my effort yesterday, it was fucking lovely

Everyone knows that all Everton fans live within a 1 mile radius of Goodison and anyone outside that radius is a Norwegian and therefore a Liverpudlian

I'm in tonight because I'm skint, my nan give me a cheque for £100 before but it takes time to clear. Me and my hot housemate put a tenner in each and got a instant BBQ and meat which we've just made in our back yard and now im sat in watching Role Models

My bird has it after saying wiifit was shit, says it gets her sweating

"No, that's within 1 metre of my body"

"No, that's my arse"

I don't remember what it was about but I remember not one of you cunts replied

Lionel Messi

My old man told me that if you can't have a drink and go to work you either need to pack in drink or pack in work. I just generally go in with a Hangover and be very unproductive

Fuck Inglund, Guinea are the ones to watch

My exes ma had a baby so I bought a soft LFC teddy from the official shop and presented it to the family as "Rafa bear" it quickly because a favourite of the sprog and they were unseperatable to the point where 2 bears were needed in case one needed to get washed. I broke up with said girl in due course and I often wonder if it breaks her heart a little when she sees her brother holding his Rafa bear

Don't commit your hate crimes here. HATE CRIMES!

3 titted women :D

My bird tells me I snore like a tractor but there's not rythm or pattern to it, it's totally random and sometimes I stop breathing and she worries I'm about to die. I'm glad she told me that part...

Mumbling beardy cunt

I want do in a spectacular way that forces at least one policeman and one paramedic to retire due to the horror that they've seen

Brilliant!