Paulie Dangerously

Same here, I just don't want my eyes touched.

I don't wanna be like Tom Cruise' drug dealer in Minority Report

I'm a member. Everything but my eyes.

There's still so much to hate at United, even in the absence of the Ladyboy. This season, I'll be mostly hating...

 

 

 

He's like Ronaldo-lite. Fucking horror

Once again I will attempt to plug my Aurelio song:

Tune of 'Englishman in New York'

He's not a right back he plays left my dear,

He followed Rafa from the sun,

He's always injured but he still fucking rules,

A brazilian in Liverpool

Woah, Fab Aurelio, Fab-i-o Aurelio

A Brazilian in Liverpool

Loads of milk, microwave to make a wheatey porridge, sugar plentiful

Yeah I'm not sure of the reasoning behind that "if you look under 25 you'll be asked to prove you're 21 when legally you can buy alcohol at 18" banter. Being 26 and looking about 30 it never affects me though

Has Sven taken over the club or something? Sven has a hard-on for Vassell because he kicks every ball he sees

This picture genuinely upsets me

It used to on channel 5 at about 4am and during school holidays I'd stay up and watch it and wank off to the blonde one with the bit tits

I'm considering changing mine to Paulie Dangerously

Never have it on draft, only in cans rarely but the bottles are nice when they're Ice cold. The Jac in town has them for a quid and the Blackbull for £1.50 and I would happily pay that. They do tend to make me angry if I drink too many though

that's ace

Turns my stomach, like this vid:

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I didn't have a proper bird til I was 18 and she was allowed to stay once the family had met her, first couple of times i was on couch, then it was allowed in my bed. Pretty much the same score with her family

Jesus wept this was the most unfunny 4 minutes and 28 minutes I have ever spent online.

What colour was Tigana?

I was making fun of the media's massive overreaction to his appointment as first black manager in the premiership "Ince makes history" etc

Edit. Perhaps it should've said first british black manager like here

And when he says "I used to think" he means as recently as March 2009.

Yeah someone put me in the know. I now know why I haven't got past the "one night stand" stage for the past 26 years

He can join the long line of white managers who have done the same thing then!

What a jackarse comment.

Ince should never have left MK Dons, he wasn't ready.

I was making fun of the media's massive overreaction to his appointment as first black manager in the premiership "Ince makes history" etc

No Supercockles

This all could've been avoided if you had called it your "school leavers do"

This will be a great moment in football history. He will be the first black manager to manage in the Premiership, get sacked, and have to crawl back to the club he left with his tail between his legs.

I used to think you stuck your dick in a girls belly button

i could draw you one better than that pile of crap, but i don't draw fat rapist pieces of shit.

If you ever start marketing the prints of your The Rock picture let me know

Is there any other kind? It's a fucking disgrace. 8 out of 10 women that you'll date will suddenly get sucktreat amnesia after you start dating them.

 

It should be penalised with death.

You surely right. My bird did them liberally until we started "going steady" now it takes a meal out on my expense to get one. Luckily the sex is good enough to sustain

Steven Fry is an old, crooked-nosed bore. He's like that guy in the pub everyone avoids because no matter what subject is in conversation he can tell you something interesting about it which leads on to other amazing facts. I'd hate to be stuck in a room with him for 5 minutes, jesus it'd be fucking dull.