Paulie Dangerously

Dropped her ma at the airport at 4am this morning. Got this a few hours later from MrsD 

I get to places, such as cafes or bars, just before they get busy. 

4 minutes ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

BREAKING: Arsenal submit £25,000,001 bid for Curtis Jones. 
 

M’Bappe is a pipe dream. But, it’d be amazing if it happened. Where would we play him? Through the middle, or where Diaz starts? 

What are they smoking over at the Emirates?

Shin high, heel up. Can't do that in the modern game. Red all day. 

"The MOT on the other car needs doing, Paulie."

"When is it up?"

"End of December."

Brilliant. 

He's outperformed Dom, Gravenberch and Mc Allister in almost every game he's played this year. Second only to Endo in midfield so far. 

The attitude of lots of our fans reminds me of the dogs abuse Hendo used to get as a young player learning his trade. My da calls him Curtis Groans because no matter what he does, some old kop cunts moan. 

Hopefully this arsenal thing is shite and he stays for a long time. Future captain. 

At the end of my tether with him.

Doesn't know she's born 

Anyone impacted by the new XL Bully rules? 

I've always been of the opinion that all dogs should be kept on a lead unless they're in a specific dog area which is fenced off (e.g in a park) and have tried to keep to this with my dogs which have been a rescue greyhound and a pomapoo. 

Some of the attacks that have been filmed with those breeds are horrific and they're like muscles with teeth which I think has prompted the muzzle rule as well. With the gov citing 23 deaths in 3 years from them which is a bit shocking. 

It's also prompted this quality tweet. 

Full flight list to be released imminently. 

Back in the shit

Meet me in the blacksmiths and ask for Captain Kirk. I'll be waiting. 

If you want to see shuffling, ghoulish figures that look like they're from a time of malnourishment and poverty then go to Bootle Strand 

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Sexual Predators FC.

 

Not again! Weren't they grabbing young girls arses last year too? 

11 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Marmite tastes of arse-fudge; non-bumders don't like it.

 

For what it's worth, I like Nuñez, but I'm not going to pretend he hasn't been fucking disappointing (to say the least) in recent weeks.

Negged for being a taste baby 

The El Cheatico should be a good game later. City are rocking and the Blues are in alright form 

13 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Football rewards cheating and punishes honesty.

 

You don't get a penalty if you try and stay on your feet, and you very rarely get punished for diving. 

 

They could stop most of this shit tomorrow if they wanted to. Only captains are allowed to speak to referee, anyone else does - straight red. Start giving penalties if players have been fouled, regardless whether a player ends up on the deck, slightly imbalanced, or very little impact on their movement at all. It's either a foul or it isn't. Straight reds for clear dives. Yellows for any player appealling for anything. Just shut the fuck up and let the referee do their job. And have some actual responsibility for the refs. If they're shit, they get sacked like everyone else does. And don't allow them to mark their own homework. Someone like Howard Webb should be no-where near the job.

 

GERRIM OFF THE FIELD THE DIRTY GET

13 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Sounds lovely, what seafood? 

 

Her mum usually does a big pan of scouse on xmas eve but hasn't this year so we've decided on a chippy. I've fucked myself up though, cooking xmas dinner for 9 tomorrow and have just spent an hour prepping which means one less hour I can avoid people and stay in the kitchen. 

Nice mix, a lobster isn't pictured. You can see my gravlax in the background.  Was really nice and all from tesco. 

8 hours ago, Chris said:

 

So you've gone from none of the animals to, like, all of them?

Paulie's Ark. 

Seafood selection for tonight. Gammon in mulled wine slow cooked and lamb leg for tomorrow. Beef for boxing day but as my missus has the imagination flu were down from  9 to 6 attendees so might not need the beef 

On 21/12/2023 at 16:49, Paulie Dangerously said:

Put my annual gravlax on today. This one is salt, sugar, lemon zest, dill and gin. The other is brown sugar, salt and bourbon. Should be ready for Christmas Eve. 

Here she is, sampled today and it's delicious. 

A special holiday edition of Mrs D's Measurement Mishaps involving volume, which is a new branch she's exploring.

After insisting on being in sole charge of the Christmas online shop, she was adamant that everyone would be able to start the meal with a couple of glasses of nice champagne, despite the knowledge that at least half of the attendees can take or leave it. Nevertheless,  she bravely found a good deal on the bottle which arrived today. 

Good job I have shot glasses. 

Can someone more learned explain to me why the word ceasefire seems to be a dirty word in this conflict? They're using terms like humanitarian window etc instead.  Is it because in using the word it implies Israel is in the wrong?

10 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

In no way meant as a slur, but I'd demolish those puffs.

I BET YOU WOULD ALMOND, YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS

Put my annual gravlax on today. This one is salt, sugar, lemon zest, dill and gin. The other is brown sugar, salt and bourbon. Should be ready for Christmas Eve.