Paulie Dangerously

Both are wage sponges. VULL AND NOID

2 hours ago, Strontium said:

 

You've got a fortnight left.

*taps nose*

Got Hogwarts legacy today as it was down to 30 quid and I had a fivers worth of Nintendo points. 

Was hesitant to pay full price as had a read about excessive loading times, downgraded graphics etc but from the first couple of hours of play it's really fun. Having no PS5 version to compare it to I'm fine with the visuals which are some of the best I've seen on the switch. 

I mean, it's a weird decision to change the colours of a national flag to be playful isn't it?. Would they do it to the US flag or France if they made their shirts? Probably not. Its achieved the goal of getting loads of attention though and when they release the version with the classic flag they'll sell in droves. 

Of course, the fact that the cross of St George was actually taken from an Italian city's navy is lost on the gammon anyway.  

Just now, Kevin D said:

There was a big deflection for the first goal, I can’t tell if it was going in otherwise.

Still assisted the chance by playing a good ball to his feet in the box. Obviously we're not going to agree here on the first goal. 

5 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

I’m sure they’re recorded as such, but I think counting what Nunez did on Sunday as “assists” is a bit of a stretch.

Playing the ball in the box to a player who then scored? The second one was ropey but to discredit the first one is mad. 

59 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

This game is going to be brought up by every fan, pundit and commentator for the next 20 years, and we’ve only got ourselves to blame.

Yup. A famous win for them and one they'll go on and on about for decades like the 2-1 one. 

Feel for the fans who went, I was there for the 2-1 and am still scarred. 

Her: do you know where the V5 for the car is?

Me: no idea. 

Her: could it be in the drawer?

Me: still no idea love. 

Her: do you reckon it could be in the glove compartment?

Me: still don't know love

Her: actually do you think it's where we keep the passports?

Me: same as before over, still don't know. 

How many times until they accept an answer?? 

18 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Will be lucky to have the same career as
Jordan Ibe, Harry Wilson and Ben Woodburn, a load of other kids they hyped up and did absolutely nothing. 

Once the doper leaves these academy kids are all going to be starring on the next season of Welcome to Wrexham.
 

Clark probably walks into their first team, Danns has more goals in the last few months than their number 9. Whether or not they go all the way is always a roll of the dice. 

As you say, their roladex of "better than x" youngsters mostly ended up doing nothing with their careers compares to Wilson and Woodburn playing in the PL and Chanpionship respectively

Just went down a Jordon Ibe rabbit hole, thats a real shame about him. 

Much like every conflict, this is slowly fading from the front page meaning the atrocities go on unchallenged and largely unreported by the mainstream news. 

Another one for the sig. IYKYK 

Remember selling him a pair of trainers and him later complaining that the laces wouldn't stay tied. 

His save in the first half was great. Came out, didn't commit, great 

1 minute ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Hiya fuckers! Bet some of you wish you were us! 

 

 

 

They're all fuming 

Spare a thought for our blue brothers who left their stadium after west ham's third into the pissing down rain, their only solace was that we were drawing in the 8th minute of injury time. 

A coming of age performance 

Trying to explain to MrsD that yes, the mould that has appeared in our bedroom is related to her buying a humidifier for essential oils but no, running a dehumidifier at the same time is not a cost-effective solution to the situation. 

Went to watch Infinite Promotions In Your Scouse show last night with KidD at St Benets club in Netherton. 

Really good laugh, some decent wrestlers there but also some comedy ones too. We've been watching them, and their older name Paramount for a few years now. 

If you've got kids who like wrestling, it's sound and doesn't cost the earth. £20 for both of us and you can get a pint, have a bit of banter with the heels, meet them all and get a photo for a quid if you want. 

Behold a video of the table match featuring the world's flimsyest table. I wouldn't trust it to put wallpaper on!   

100% of People who ask for nothing get fuck-all. 

Sopranos 

The wire

Inbetweeners

I am Alan partridge 

Breaking Bad 

Luis Alberto had made over 200 appearances for Lazio and featured in the team of the year. He's done well. 

Edit  - beaten to it 

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Google says about £300-£500.

I checked Google but there's always the "fuckery tax" on top of that. 

Not buying but a maintenance question. 

Put our 2011  206 through its MOT and got an advisory about the clutch. Just had it serviced and clutch aside it's in decent shape. However they were clear the clutch is going to go imminently.  

Any mechanics on here can let me know what I'm looking at price wise here? 

I did c25k for a week after Christmas until I went back to work. Just couldn't sustain it. When the weather gets better I'll be cycling to work again (8k round trip) a couple of times a week. 

I've lost a bit of weight since I've been trying my best to avoid over processed food. Making my own bread with 4 ingredients instead of buying bread with 12. 

I uses to count calories but can't be arsed now. Just want to look better naked