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Paulie Dangerously

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  1. Loads of milk, microwave to make a wheatey porridge, sugar plentiful
  2. Yeah I'm not sure of the reasoning behind that "if you look under 25 you'll be asked to prove you're 21 when legally you can buy alcohol at 18" banter. Being 26 and looking about 30 it never affects me though
  3. Has Sven taken over the club or something? Sven has a hard-on for Vassell because he kicks every ball he sees
  4. It used to on channel 5 at about 4am and during school holidays I'd stay up and watch it and wank off to the blonde one with the bit tits
  5. I'm considering changing mine to Paulie Dangerously
  6. Never have it on draft, only in cans rarely but the bottles are nice when they're Ice cold. The Jac in town has them for a quid and the Blackbull for £1.50 and I would happily pay that. They do tend to make me angry if I drink too many though
  7. Turns my stomach, like this vid: [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE]
  8. I didn't have a proper bird til I was 18 and she was allowed to stay once the family had met her, first couple of times i was on couch, then it was allowed in my bed. Pretty much the same score with her family
  9. Jesus wept this was the most unfunny 4 minutes and 28 minutes I have ever spent online.
  10. I was making fun of the media's massive overreaction to his appointment as first black manager in the premiership "Ince makes history" etc Edit. Perhaps it should've said first british black manager like here
  11. Yeah someone put me in the know. I now know why I haven't got past the "one night stand" stage for the past 26 years
  12. I was making fun of the media's massive overreaction to his appointment as first black manager in the premiership "Ince makes history" etc
  13. This all could've been avoided if you had called it your "school leavers do"
  14. This will be a great moment in football history. He will be the first black manager to manage in the Premiership, get sacked, and have to crawl back to the club he left with his tail between his legs.
  15. You surely right. My bird did them liberally until we started "going steady" now it takes a meal out on my expense to get one. Luckily the sex is good enough to sustain
  16. Steven Fry is an old, crooked-nosed bore. He's like that guy in the pub everyone avoids because no matter what subject is in conversation he can tell you something interesting about it which leads on to other amazing facts. I'd hate to be stuck in a room with him for 5 minutes, jesus it'd be fucking dull.
  17. Agree with above sentiments, they've signed a replacement for ronaldo who scores 10x less goals. Can't argue with that
  18. I am too and ordered one today, when it arrives I'll let you know
  19. I've mounted the directory, this is a 'mare. I'll just stick FM on instead
  20. I've got that but can't make head nor tail of it if I'm truthful! I have mounted Sim City 2000 directory, but I am a pyar mong when it comes to DOS, any Lamens step by step would be cool as the FAQ and help files require a smidgen of prior knowledge
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