Paulie Dangerously

Goan fish curry for tea then.

One year old and a barking little gobshite

Loads of topreds getting really cross on twitter over our fans being happy for him. He was a hero of mine for many years so I'm delighted to see him do so well in his first appointment. There's no possible scenario in which he isn't going to be our manager some day.

Lewis Dunk always plays well when I see him That connelly lad up front looks mobile too I like St Maxim from Newcastle, I think we'd turn him into a player Buy Brewster back and sell him to a newly promoted team for profit

Chong Li without even restoring to belly button antics

What's the smallest font size you can get to print on newspapers?

Bean nonce

Yes it is , but I also like slightly longer espressos.

I'd just heard a buzz and wanted to watch it in a, "Can I stomach it?" way. Its so desperate to be shocking that it's remarkay comical despite the horrendous subject matter. It makes The Human Centipede look like The Sound of Music.

A Serbian Film. Outrageously and deliberately disgusting and an utter waste of your life.

I'm sure there was a story recently about a royal being an alleged sex offender but I'm too angry about the black princess being rude to a maid to remember now.

Like crack this stuff

I hope the documentary finishes Phillip off and the Queen dies of grief afterwards. Nice couple of days off watching the Union Jack crowd crying on the streets of the capital before Charles decides to desolve the monarchy so he can spend more time with his face buried in Camilla's undercarraige.

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Stxve.

Child of Light is a gorgeous game

We bought a decent kenwood food processor and use it loads. The trick is to keep it on the counter.

Recipe please

Kids on those little electric scooters. Fucking hell, let them use their foot

From the commentary team last night you'd think he had an absolute Lovren. I thought he was OK. Clearly targeted by the two orcs up front, but apart from the header from wee-socks in the second half (which actually might have been Phillips fault now I think about it) and dealt with it well IMO.

I'd prefer him to pass it rather than try to score with his vacuum feet

Come on Rick, stop fucking about. Tell us about the 3D porn

Taught KidD over half term. Stages: 1. Let her just scoot it to get her balace 2. Peddling with me pushing her all the way 3. Peddling with her going one, two, three, four peddles on her own increasing 4. Her starting herself by scooting it and then peddling on her own 5. Standing starts We did about 20 mins a day and today she clocked the standing start. Little and often, bags of encouragement, push them off slyly so they know falling off isn't the end of the world. Seconded for lower the seat. She learned on a bike far to small, got a proper one today and she's flying on it.

Thought I had a Spiderman t-shirt on until the kids at school told me it was Ant Man.

£20 wiped from my portfolio the last few days. Its going to be a lean winter at the Dangerously House

Took her the bike shop to be sized up. She fell in love with a second hand turquoise apollo charm. Exactly her size, £50. Sound.