Dave D

They've even got their own Linda

Got to the point where they are actually trying to be us.

I am Dr Nowt. Im just his slightly less articulate alter ego

No, Sunny Bournemouth for me. Mainly seagull shit everywhere

Really? On the pavement? We got a puppy around 3 weeks ago, picking up shit is all the rage round here.

Dont understand this whole UK being a shit hole thing. Maybe a lot of people live in Aldershot

I reckon he's the type to keep it because he wanted some stickers and some Minstrels

Wind forward a few seasons and Luke Shaw will shock us in his autobiography, revealing Maguire was infact playing pass the pound in the 5-0 drubbing we gave them

I was rather hoping for a Houllier/Evans style joint manager appointment

Jurgen Klopp insisted he had nothing to say about Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s sacking at Manchester United ahead of Liverpool’s game with Porto. While some managers speak openly about the departures of their Premier League colleagues, the focus of the Reds boss was squarely on Anfield ahead of their latest Champions League clash. When asked if he had any opinions on United’s decision, Klopp stated: "I'm not prepared for that question, I haven't thought about Man United for a second. Sorry."

Another donation sure to be a big draw- Big thanks to the annoynemous donor

Mooks generosity knows no bounds, donating this "barely used" dart board

Looking for donations for the Boxing day raffle. Huge thanks to Tony for the She-Ra duvet

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sidesBy the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil menBlessed is he who, in the name of charity and good willShepherds the weak through the valley of darknessFor he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost childrenAnd I will strike down upon theeWith great vengeance and furious angerThose who attempt to poison and destroy my brothersAnd you will know my name is the LordWhen I lay my vengeance upon thee

Gammons? Grow up mate