Dave D

He'll be cracking out the red tinsel as we speak

Had the adventure of delving into Grand Old Team last night. Couple of observations- The Liverpool Match Thread went on and on and on. The amount of posts between 10pm and 11pm was something to behold. Peculiar use of Karius as an avatar for several of them Peculiar use of Simeone as an avatar for several of them A desperation to turn conversations into profoundly offensive stuff. Several reporting our stewards were trying to create a "crush" by holding Everton fans back and that we all of people should know better. Beggars belief how low they will go Cutting edge humour at its best when one poster pointed out that in Australia they are in the top 3. Because the table would be upside down! Down under?! Do you get it?! Almost all agreeing that a genuine top 10 trait that an Everton player requires, among other things, is to be a snide. I had to get out of there as I could feel the bile infiltrating my head

This will be the making of Mr Keita.

Fuck you

Havent seen talk like this on a match thread for some time. .....doenst take long for the tide to change for some.

Hmmmm. So as long as we lose 4-3 to Salzburg we're out. If we dont win. tonight. Or draw.

Happened to me the other day. I was off work feeling rough- just dozing on the sofa lamenting the fact that there's no more Jeremy Kyle to watch and suddenly the door is getting thumped so hard that I'm thinking it must be someone who's in a major panic. Without a thought for my own safety and importantly my own appearance (jumper that has big holes down both sides and rather mismatched dramatically coloured check bottoms) I launch into action...... Only to find some amazon box thrust my way by a slightly scruffy guy who then scarpered to his van and was gone in a flash. The adrenaline and flu type symptoms didnt make a good mix

Buying light bulbs.

How were you so late in having that confirmed? I take it your still in Germany and not the Antarctic!???

If Poch had the balls to start an in form Moura in the Champions League final instead of a half fit Kane, given our under par performance, things may have been different. The illusion that Kane is a world class centre forward eclipses even the mega-hype that surrounded Rooney at times. He's good, dont get me wrong, but trying to play through him has hindered Spurs badly and has probably contributed to the stagnating careers of Alli, Erikksen etc

He's unlikely to be given huge money to spend and he was very complimentary of how Klopp built us up- I think him and Levy may have already decided on cashing in on Kane and rebuilding. It may actually work if he were to spend it on the right players. Kane will be his biggest problem if he stays

I havent got a chef to cook my Sunday Roast

But my word they'd have lived life to the full.

A thick gravy and plenty of ground white pepper and a sprinkling of garlic salt

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