Dave D

I joined a darts team this year, annoyingly the league is a Monday night. Should be the day to start a sober mid week but can end up being heavier than a weekend. The real oddballs are the ones who go to darts on a Monday night, mid winter, pub warm and cosy, and still dont drink. Although they quite often give me a lift home. Which makes them ace

Winning at life

Thats my thoughts also. Its the first time in decades we could say that to a star player.

The big difference to the days of losing our star men like Torres/Suarez etc is the rest of the current team and manager are all top drawer. Massive risk of unsettling alot of very good players by selling your prized asset. Torres and Suarez both looked at other suitors as having vastly superior players, which was indeed the case. Salah knows that leaving this team is a sideways step at best and I just get the impression that he doesnt want the elevated status of being a mega money signing playing under pressure

Never really seen Bellingham play but Ive seen enough of Saka to know he'd be bench material pretty swiftly

Lost mine about 4 days in also. Its so strange, I even miss bad smells!

Tremendous

I had it over Christmas and completely lost sense of smell/taste- anyone else had that and how long was it until it returned?

Id laugh as I won it at a canter........ ....possibly

When you twist the top/nozzle on the top of a new bottle of soap and the bastard doesnt work/pop up no matter how long you do it for

At the high risk of embarrassing myself, whats the tall black thing. Ive spent far too long trying to work it out.

They've even got their own Linda

Got to the point where they are actually trying to be us.

I am Dr Nowt. Im just his slightly less articulate alter ego

No, Sunny Bournemouth for me. Mainly seagull shit everywhere

Really? On the pavement? We got a puppy around 3 weeks ago, picking up shit is all the rage round here.

Dont understand this whole UK being a shit hole thing. Maybe a lot of people live in Aldershot

I reckon he's the type to keep it because he wanted some stickers and some Minstrels

Wind forward a few seasons and Luke Shaw will shock us in his autobiography, revealing Maguire was infact playing pass the pound in the 5-0 drubbing we gave them

I was rather hoping for a Houllier/Evans style joint manager appointment

Jurgen Klopp insisted he had nothing to say about Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s sacking at Manchester United ahead of Liverpool’s game with Porto. While some managers speak openly about the departures of their Premier League colleagues, the focus of the Reds boss was squarely on Anfield ahead of their latest Champions League clash. When asked if he had any opinions on United’s decision, Klopp stated: "I'm not prepared for that question, I haven't thought about Man United for a second. Sorry."

Hello mate, Ill have a double cinzano. Funny weather, quite mild out really. Clocks must go back soon. Or is it forward? I can never remember. You been watching that programme with that Joanne Froggat in? Yeah, was on last night. I like her I do. Quiet in here......pffffffftttt Right, watch my drink for me, Im off for a shit

Another donation sure to be a big draw- Big thanks to the annoynemous donor

Mooks generosity knows no bounds, donating this "barely used" dart board

Looking for donations for the Boxing day raffle. Huge thanks to Tony for the She-Ra duvet