windass

if phil brown releases me one day. Ill be happy to be a sub for Liverpool ;)

I was wondering that myself. He is not a big crowd filler these days, his tickets sell for £10 each and I doubt he sells out. You're correct though, he is rubbish. He spouts filth and not even in a funny way.

 

I admit I once found him funny. I was 13.

i take it that you dont like...

freddie starr

jim davidson

mike reid

?

why do tenants put them up at least 4 weeks prior to xmas? they have no taste in decorations at all. its all about attention seeking, outdoing each other.

Dean

I am normally a 'set my watch' kind of fella. I usually take a shit around the same time everyday. This has been the case for a long time now. Well, since i can remember.

Until... last week when i had food poisning and with it, a touch of the trotts. Since then i just cant seem to pull back my regular shit time and its doin my head in.

Any ideas of what to eat to get a more regular and consistent stool?

i always feel like a shit when i score a goal :drool:

Has there ever been an unfunnier cunt on the surface of this planet?

 

I think not.

 

Scum 'comedy' for scum people.

 

How has that tool/whoever is promoting him got the money to advertise on the telly?

 

Bell-end.

manning was funnier. ;)

Found a wallet on the bus yesterday, was debating what to do but have decided to give it back intact. He seems to be some poor Brazalian sap, visa and credit cards and all in her so the poor bastard has probably near already lost his life to stress.

Lost a wallet myself when I was stocious drunk in Long Island, NY a few years ago and some old woman went out of her way to give it back to me with not one of the couple of hundreds of dollars touched so promised myself I would do the same if a similar situation arised.

 

I have to admit though, there was only about thirty euros in it, if if there had been a lot of money in it, I would have found it that much harder to give it back.

 

What would you do?

ive handed in bags, purses etc...it seems seems poor stressed out people lose these things :yes:

Good idea, yay or nay?

 

My stepdad has offered to sell me his car for a very very reasonable price. It's a fairly high mileage 52 plate MG ZT and he'll take £2000 for it. I know that it's been looked after and serviced properly and is immaculate, but I'm not sure about whether it's a good idea to do business with family on things like this. Anyone got any thoughts?

£2,000 is alot to pay at the best of times.

:wallbutt:

Do you know men who dye their hair? ive started using light brown on my grey barnet ;)

Fucking hate hoovers.

 

I remember lying in bed at the age of about six after being woken up by one of the fuckers thinking, "in 20 years I bet they'll be dead quiet."

 

But no, they've actually got fucking louder, and they don't work very well either. Why has hoover technology not advanced? Forget all this internet and Ipod bollocks, sort these hoovers out.

true! i hate changing fiddly bags. they overheat. orrible things

:wallbutt:

well done to wogan and everyone who made a big effort....i hope you liverpudians got your money out you tight bastards! :yes:

Fuck off bell end. Is that enough for you?

piss off you fucking shit cunt!!!!!

.what words do you use in liverpool? ;)

If we’re having a Sunday roast, I always get Susan to wake up at three o’clock in the morning to put it in the oven when the price of electricity is lower. She’ll be doing the same on Christmas morning with the turkey.

 

I'm implementing that one.

good tip :yes:

London stinks of piss, the best thing to come out of it was our team bus last sunday.

i dont like londoners much! :wallbutt:

Priceline - Name Your Own Price

 

Anyone used this? I seen it on Moneysavingexpert.com and wanted to know if it was dodgy.

 

Apparently you can good hotels for really cheap but they don't tell you which hotel til after you've booked through their website.

if i typed in liverpool.wonder what id get! :(

Jacobs - Jacobs Crackers (knackers)

yeah,heard that one :yes: heres another..

cash and carried.married to

car park..police informer

lucy locket.pocket

cock muncher - windass

ive missed you..have you missed me? ;)

WHY ARE THERE NO BREASTS HERE, GODDAMNIT

how do you do an avator on here? (6)(6)(6)

bacon and eggs..legs

auntie ella ..umbrella

:|

why do men die before their wives?

they want to

how do men sort the laundry out?

filthy,and filthy and wearable

:laugh:

...I remember these when I was growing up, none more so than "The Flipside of Dominick Hyde" which as I recall was shown on the evening after John Lennon was shot (I certainly remembered where I was when I heard the news).

 

Basically it's the story of a time traveller from the 22nd century going back to London in 1980 and stars Peter "Spooks" Firth and the gorgeous Caroline Langrishe. She was in her early twenties then and is pushing 50 now.

 

This is her back then:

 

And now:

 

I bought Hammer House of Horror the other week and she was in that too, looking stunning.

loved hammer house of horrors. :yes:

hear about the two gay judges?

they tried each other

:yes::|

SPAM. Got to be whte bread. No butter.

i love spam. shame it doesnt fill you up

Oh yes, just hang around there at closing time in your leather chaps, wearing a moustache and a tight white tee shirt. Your definite guaranteed a room with one of those lads.

PS. Give Lurtzy my love.

poof joint?;)