windass

saw my mate today carrying a black sack with a portable tv. i said "where did you get that from"? he said "i nicked it in the doorway of a charity shop overnight"

nice guy :laugh:

got a text from my daughter whos staying at the adelphi hotel. she said theres some fucking weirdos in liverpool ;)

Colin Todds doing a good job eh!

:whistle:

Saw a short arsed scrotum chucking a cola bottle in the street the other day! I said pick it up you little bastard. i watched him walk all the way to the litter bin with it. made my day. ;)

Them ads form birds just looking a seeing to can't be real.

 

Or else the birds are rough as fuck.

:yes:i go on the forums. good laugh!

Mine has no jelly. However, it does have ice cream.

:laugh:

weve got a coloured man who sings out of tune and strums a guitar out of tune.

:thumbsup:

saw it in the toon today. £35! bloody cheek.

;)

ever sat in the front row at the cinema to watch a film? :wow:

He's baaaaaaack!!

:yes:

fucking hell :wallbutt:

My favourite fruit are Melons. They are round like breasts and juicy like err..juice. Heres some pictures of Melons. They don't seem to have my favourite variety, the Snowdonia Minge Melon.

 

 

Anyone else got anymore informative fruit pictures?

its ok melon.

Dean Windass.

how about scouse missionary :whatever:

i say Andy Cole who played at Bristol City,Newcastle. which other club? :wallbutt:

id like to drown Jordan in a really deep bath full of piss.

:yes:

its pissing down in Newcastle.

;)

what would you do if the Newcastle chaiman took over at Liverpool? :drool:

after having a shit?

mines about 4 i reckon.

the town you were BORN in?

i wouldnt like to die in Bristol.

:(

reckon he deserved that from me last night? ;)

always makes me laugh! hes so selfish. ;)

I was sitting next to my lad watching cbeebies or something, anyway I let out the smelliest fart ever, whilst sitting there seemingly unaware the little fella turns and says "Daddy, I want egg on toast", I thought to myself, thats some serious father son bonding shit right there.

made me chuckle that

reckon that new shop in Dorchester will do well?:whistle:

Even as a 40 year old bloke it's sometimes necessary to call on the parents for a bit of help and support. And in my time of need, mine have been there for me today. Parents fucking rock. God bless my Mum & Dad.

weak fuck :whistle:

I was propositioned by a gayer tonight and I felt a strong sense of pride. I appeal to everyone and I'm fucking great.

 

I told my gay admirer that my poop shoot was strictly one way traffic but I appreciate his complimenys. He looked like Freddie Ljungberg..

 

I'm taking my sisters friend out tonight for food and sex hopefully. If she does not accept my seed I will spiderman her and let her taste my manhood.

 

I'm a pin up for gayers and I feel like I'm the fucking man.

 

Feel the force..

are you a fantasy guy?